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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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“Kehek, Kehiek.”
The Kappa waddled, guiding us.
Seeing it like this, its shell is just like a turtle’s. I wonder if you could detach it, process it, and make something like armor? Thinking about it makes it quite tempting. It’s the age of Monster Hunter, after all. If you can make equipment from monster byproducts, it’s killing two birds with one stone.
No, this is a martial world, so Monster Hunter is a bit off. Let’s call it Demon Watch.
“Hey! Are you sure you’re going the right way?!”
“Keeik! Yes! This way!”
“Guide us properly… if you don’t want to die a cruel death.”
“Kiit!”
The terrified Kappa cried out “Kiit!” and moved a little faster.
After gleefully harassing my two girl-friends and spouting obscene jokes, it’s reduced to this after a little beating. Truly disgusting. On top of that, kidnapping and doing terrible things to women?
These Kappa bastards are all dead.
“Geun-hyeop. Are you angry?”
“These bastards kidnapped women and did terrible things to them. Besides, they were throwing obscene jokes at you earlier… Just looking at them, I can’t suppress my killing intent.”
“That’s a good sense of chivalry. Your spirit is admirable. Geun-hyeop will surely become a talent of the righteous faction.”
“Of course! With Serin as my master! That’s a given!”
“Huhu, indeed. I’ll raise you well, so follow me closely.”
“Absolutely!”
Failing to achieve results while learning martial arts from a great master like Serin?
Then I should just cut off my balls.
“Hmm, well. You’re born with a special constitution too. With a good heart, if you cultivate diligently, you might even make a name for yourself.”
“No doubt about it. Ha-yeong, I’ll take good care of the Mosan Sect when I rise to power.”
“Kukuk, what a funny thing to say. Do we, the Mosan Sect, seem easy to you?”
“That’s not what I meant, but imagine me ruling the world.”
“Uh-huh. Try your best. I’ll be looking forward to it.”
Ha-yeong waved her hand dismissively, but my resolve was firm.
Anyway, even while having this conversation, I never let my guard down. Considering the attack and this bastard’s potential escape…
“Kiik, Kiik.”
The creature occasionally glanced at the nearby river, subtly expressing its desire to dive in. But every time it did, I punched it, so it focused solely on guiding us.
As we continued along the path next to the Tara River, following the creature, we finally reached their habitat.
“Is this it?”
What is this, Caribbean Bay?
Kappas could be seen swimming happily all over the river. Not only that, but a cave that seemed to be their dwelling was also spotted.
“Is it that cave?”
“Kihik… That’s right. The, the boss is in there…”
“Where are the women?”
“Inside that cave, Gehek?!”
Immediate disposal is the principle for guides who have outlived their usefulness.
Serin cleanly swung her sword, and with that, the Kappa’s head fell off. Using and disposing of an evil monster is such a natural thing that I felt no emotion.
“The boss and the women are in there. Let’s finish this quickly.”
Ha-yeong spoke.
“But Ha-yeong, are you sure we can handle that cave? If it turns into an underwater cave midway, we won’t be able to do anything.”
“An underwater cave? I don’t think so. Kappas aren’t fully aquatic monsters. They sleep in caves on land.”
“Really?”
Then it seems there’s no problem.
“Then let’s depart. Follow me.”
“I’ll trust you, Master.”
“Yes. Trust in me.”
The three of us approached the cave, walking along the riverbank. We moved as cautiously as possible, trying to hide ourselves, but this place was the Kappas’ turf from the start.
“Humans!”
“Humans!”
“Kihik!”
As we moved, we were spotted by the Kappas swimming in the river. The ones who noticed us started swimming towards us in a group.
“Humans!”
“Women!”
“Pretty women!”
That damn “pretty women” chant again!
But then.
Ziiiik!
Suddenly, the Kappas started spitting streams of water at us like kingfishers. It wasn’t difficult to dodge, but it felt like they were spitting, which made my blood boil.
“Kyaak! What are they spitting?! Die!”
The enraged Ha-yeong swung her Seokjang, launching fireballs. But…
Chwahaaak!
Surprisingly, the Kappas created splashes of water, neutralizing the fireballs!
“Kikikik!”
“Not afraid of fire!”
“Female’s trick! Giik giik!”
“Show us your holes! We want to see your holes! Want to spread them for us?!”
“Kihik! We’ll put our hands in your female holes!”
These bastards are mocking us!
But being water monsters, they definitely seem to receive significant combat buffs in the water. To so easily block fireballs that even bandits were easily finished off by…
“It would be best to retreat for now. It seems difficult to face them in the water.”
“Let’s do that! Ha-yeong! Stop using your magic and retreat!”
“Aight! You’re all dead!”
I lifted Ha-yeong, who was about to rampage with her Seokjang, and we retreated. But right at that moment, the Kappas shrieked “Kiiiik, kiiiik!” and extended their rubber-band-like Kappa arms.
Zuuuuuuk!
Of course, we wouldn’t fall for something like that.
Chwahak!
Serin immediately slashed her sword, and the extended Kappa arm was severed in an instant. The Kappa that shot out its arm wailed like its parents had died, splashing around in the water.
“Kwaaeeeek!”
“Look at it crying. Serin, that was an amazing cut.”
“It was nothing.”
Anyway, we pulled back a bit.
“How dare those things block my magic? I’m going to burn them all!”
“To do that, it seems we need to lure them onto land.”
What should we do?
No matter how I look at it, fighting in the water was too disadvantageous for us. Even though Ha-yeong is a skilled Taoist and Serin is a peak master, it doesn’t mean they have gills.
Plus, fire attacks are useless underwater.
“Serin. Is there no clever way?”
“Honestly, even for a peak master like me, dealing with monsters in the water is difficult. Naturally, we should lure them out, but seeing as they’re not chasing after us, it seems they don’t want to come out beyond a certain distance.”
I agree.
“Since the cave is their dwelling… there’s a way to lure them out by setting fire near it, but we can’t do that this time.”
“…Because there’s a captured woman inside.”
That being the case, we can’t set a fire.
“Yes. If we start a fire, she’ll be in danger. So we have to go in head-on.”
It seems like we have no choice but to go to the cave.
“Let’s just try provoking the Kappas we see as we go. If we keep at it, some of them will come onto land, right? If we kill those, won’t the boss come out?”
Ha-yeong said it as if it were nothing, but I thought a little differently.
“Wouldn’t they figure it out if we keep doing that? That we’re trying to lure them.”
“Hmm, is that so?”
“I think so. So for now, let’s approach the cave as Serin said, see the boss’s reaction, and then devise a plan. If luring seems to work, we can try it. If they stubbornly try to protect their territory, well… we can think of other ways then.”
After I explained, Ha-yeong nodded.
“Well then. Let’s do that.”
Good.
“Good idea, Geun-hyeop. You’re very articulate.”
“Right?”
“Indeed. It seems your eloquence isn’t for nothing.”
“Hehehe, ah, this is embarrassing.”
I feel shy and happy being praised by my master.
We started moving again as I had planned.
However, the Kappas were already aware of the humans’ presence.
As we carefully made our way along the land path, bypassing the river, and getting closer to the cave, the number of Kappas gathered in the water began to increase.
“There are too many. Can we win against them?”
“Don’t worry. They’re just low-level monsters. They haven’t learned any specialized cooperative techniques, so as long as we lure them onto land, we’ll be fine even if surrounded.”
“As expected of a peak master…!”
I think we’re done for if we’re surrounded, but Serin seems unconcerned.
“Kukuk, I’m truly amazed every time. Well, you’re a weakling, after all.”
“Hey! A weakling?!”
“You are a weakling. And I can also wipe them all out with my Taoism if they’re lured onto land. See? Aren’t I great?”
“I have nothing to say to that. You’re truly great.”
“It’s alright. Geun-hyeop has talent, so you’ll soon be like me.”
“Thank you!”
Since it’s my master’s words, I’ll believe them and continue to train diligently. I have the ability to accumulate inner strength through the cores. If I develop this well, I can quickly raise my level.
As we arrived near the cave…
Splash!
Suddenly, something jumped out of the cave and dove into the river.
And then.
Chwahaaak!
The creatures that had dived lifted their upper bodies, revealing themselves.
“Whoa, they’re huge!”
Two large Kappas!
The other Kappas were slightly smaller than Hayyoung, but the two that appeared now were on a completely different scale.
One was even bigger than me.
“Is that one the boss?!”
And the other one was about my height. It seems that’s the second-in-command.
Did these bastards come out to greet us because they saw us coming? Our original plan was to lure the bosses hiding in the cave and skewer them, but they came out on their own.
The situation is turning out more favorably than expected.
“Kiiiik! Are those the humans that appeared?!”
The Kappa boss shouted loudly.
“Kihihi! Yes, Boss!”
“Look, look! Two pretty women have appeared!”
The smaller Kappas chattered like sycophants.
“Kiik…! It’s true! They really are pretty women!”
“Giiiiiik! Two new holes! Giik giik! No, six!”
These fucking…
Is that all that’s in these monster bastards’ heads?
“Ha. They’re still disgusting.”
“It’s so tiresome, really. We should just burn them all.”
Serin and Ha-yeong sighed and started emitting killing intent. I also felt a surge of anger at the fact that they were harassed.
“Let’s kill them all. So, let’s try luring them first.”
“Alright. But Geun-hyeop, how do you plan to lure them?”
“I’ll improvise.”
Just as I was about to lure them…
Splash!
The Kappa boss started swimming towards us.
“Kiiiik! Wait right there! I’m coming to get you!”
“Quietly become our new brides!”
With the two bosses at the forefront, their lackeys followed.
“What the…”
Did they just lure themselves?
These bastards are so smitten with Serin and Ha-yeong’s beauty that they’re coming on their own!
“What kind of idiots are these?! Guys! The luring is done! Let’s pull back!”
“How can they be so stupid… Ha. I guess it’s natural since they’re monsters.”
“You stupid bastards!”
We immediately ran back and retreated. As we did, we carefully checked the river, and those bastards, completely losing their minds, were following us.
Splash, splash!
Stomping the ground with their wet feet.
“Giiiiiik! Take out the men’s balls and kill them, and capture the women!”
“They’re our new hole brides! Giit!”
“Mating, mating! Kihihi!”
“Kiik kiik! I want to mate!”
You crazy pervert bastards!
We’re finally far enough from the river!
“…!”
We exchanged glances and stopped at the same time.
“Geun-hyeop! Get ready! I’ll take the biggest boss! Geunhyeop, you…”
“Yeah! I’ll take that second-in-command bastard!”
Serin takes the boss, and I take the second-in-command.
“Okay! Leave the rest to me! I’ll handle all the small fry!”
And Ha-yeong will take care of the swarming mobs. A perfect formation.
We didn’t use any of the lures or strategies we originally planned, but thanks to them coming onto land on their own, we’re in a great position.
Let’s throw a blood-soaked feast for these grateful monsters who’ve prepared such a battlefield for us!
Goooo.
I was already circulating my Sky Thunder Sword while running. As I focused on the battle in that state, my field of vision widened, and it felt like all the scenery in front of me was being imprinted on my mind.
And,
Hwaruru ruk!
Several fireballs flew in and landed amidst the Kappa horde.
Pooong!
Pooooong!
A chain of explosions occurred, and flames soared. The Kappas, who were running together in a group, were instantly engulfed in flames.
“Kieeeeek!”
“Kiiit!”
Screams of horror.
As the fire suddenly broke out, the Kappas, who had been charging while shouting about mating, became disoriented and confused.
“Giiik! F, fire!”
“Fire!”
The larger bosses were holding their ground, but once they were scared of the fire, it was only a matter of time before they fled to the river. And if they then hid in the water? We wouldn’t have any good options.
So, I…
“You crazy frog bastards!”
Instead, I stepped forward, provoking them.
“No, not frogs, but turtles! How dare you, who can’t even tell the difference, mess with us! I’ll kill you all!”
“Gi, giiiik?! I am neither a frog nor a turtle!”
Did the provocation work?
Chwaaaak!
The boss and the second-in-command shot their arms at me simultaneously. It was a fairly fast mid-range attack, but honestly, it wasn’t something I couldn’t avoid now.
Even though I hadn’t learned any footwork techniques, I knew how to optimize my movements by circulating my internal energy. I lightly took a step forward, twisting my upper body diagonally to dodge the two arms that flew at me in a crisscross pattern.
At the same time.
“Haaap!”
Serin shouted, charging towards the boss. Her sword was already enveloped in sword energy. The moment the boss, startled, retracted its arm, I also…
“Kraaaaaaaaa!”
Roared, rushing toward the second-in-command.
I have my pride as a man. If I can’t even beat this bastard, I’ll just cut off my balls, damn it!
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