This Regressor Does it for Free – Chapter 1

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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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“Impregnate… Impregnate me, please! Haah…”

A beautiful, red-haired woman said this with my penis inside her vagina. Her vagina, seemingly virginal, gripped my penis tightly.

‘Damn it.’

How did things end up like this? I was having sex with a woman I’d just met.

And we weren’t even alone. There were other women here too. One of them was the grandmother of the woman I was currently having sex with.

“Hee…”

The woman, moaning despite her embarrassment, was undeniably captivating.

My penis, experiencing a woman after such a long time, was already rock hard, about to burst.

‘Shit. It’s all that grandmother’s fault.’

More accurately, it was this damned other world that was the problem.

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The bandits threw me into a prison. It was a cave with a barred cell door.

“Stay put until the boss arrives. Kekeke.”

“With that pretty face, you’re exactly the boss’s type.”

‘In your eyes, which man wouldn’t look pretty?’

“I hope the boss screws those bitches quickly so I can have some fun too.”

“Shut up and close the door already.”

Clank!

Watching the iron bars close made me feel like my life was closing too.

‘Fucking bandits.’

It had been two years since I arrived in this other world because of that dimwitted goddess.

I thought I had adapted pretty well, but here I was.

They say the most dangerous time is when you get confident, and that was exactly my situation.

“Oh my. Are you an adventurer?”

An old woman with a wrinkled face spoke to me as soon as she entered.

“…Yes. Despite how I look, I am an adventurer.”

“You seem weak. A man who wields a sword, captured by bandits?”

‘Is she mocking me?’

Fine. Honestly, I wasn’t that strong.

Just because a modern man had been struggling for two years didn’t mean he could defeat the barbaric people of this world who had been wielding swords since birth.

“Judging by your condition, you seem to have been starving too.”

“Yes. You’re right. Honestly, I feel like I’m about to die of hunger.”

“Then have some of this.”

“!”

The old woman, who had been inexplicably picking on me, tossed me a piece of bread.

Then, she glanced at the red-haired woman.
It seemed she was her granddaughter.

‘Granddaughter or whatever, what do I care?’

I tore off the leaf wrapping the bread with my teeth, lowered my head, and practically swallowed the bread whole.

‘Damn! Maybe it’s because I haven’t eaten for days, but this is delicious!’

As I ate the bread while tied up, the red-haired woman approached me. It seemed she pitied me eating like that while bound. She carefully helped me sit up and hand-fed me the bread.

“Eat comfortably.”

“…Thank you. Munch… munch…”

With a beautiful face and such kindness, she felt like an angel descended from heaven.

‘I want to have sex with her.’

No, that’s not it. I need to eat. After finishing one piece of bread, I felt a bit better.

“Thank you, grandmother. I’m indebted to you. Honestly, I’ve lost count of how many times I thought I was going to starve to death.”

“Don’t mention it. But tell me, young man, do you intend to stay here?”

“Grandmother, do I look like I want to be here?”

I gestured downwards with my eyes, and the grandmother chuckled, looking at the ropes tightly binding me.

“You look like a caterpillar. Keke.”

A caterpillar? This old hag! No. She gave me bread, so I shouldn’t get too angry.

“We, you see, are going to escape. Those big oafs didn’t tie us up properly, just because we’re women.”

“…”

“I’ll untie you. Will you escape with us?”

‘Escape…’

Honestly, I couldn’t answer easily. This was a bandits’ den. As soon as I stepped outside the prison, the place would be swarming with those beasts.

I didn’t think for a second that a group of women and I could defeat the bandits and break through.

‘I must be losing my composure because of the situation.’

If we attempted to escape, we might all die.

‘No… they might make an example of a few of the women and keep the rest alive.’

What was certain was that I would die for sure. But even if I stayed here, I would die.

The fact that I was alive and captured here was a miracle. It seemed to be thanks to the bandit leader’s penchant for men.

‘Shit. What is that? That’s more humiliating than death!’

“Keke. I can see what you’re thinking just by looking at your face, young man. You think escaping is impossible and we’ll all be caught again, right?”

“That’s right. Since you gave me bread… to be honest, it would be better to stay put. If I stay here, I might suffer at the hands of the bandits, but… I might live.”

As soon as I mentioned suffering at their hands, the rough prison cell descended into panic.

“What good is living like that?!”

“No! No! Don’t say such things!”

“Keke. You’re an interesting young man. Let’s say we live like that. What about you? Will you survive by offering your backside to that bandit leader?”

“….”

“Just so you know, we might at least be sold as slaves. If we live like that, there might come a time when things get a little better. But your case is different.”

“Yes. When that leader gets tired of me, I’ll die. Male slaves aren’t worth much.”

“You understand well.”

“Why are you beating around the bush? What are you trying to say?”

“You know what I’m saying. Let’s escape together.”

That sly old fox. I’ll let her off because she gave me bread.

Was escaping with these women really the best option?

Maybe the bandit leader would say, “Hey, you have a nice backside,” and become my generous patron.

‘I’d rather die than live like that!’

If I die whether I escape or not, it’s better to protect my precious backside and die with honor.

“Fuck it. Let’s escape. But do you have a plan?”

“Hahaha! I like your spirit, young man! This is why I like adventurers. They don’t value their lives.”

“It’s not like I want to be an adventurer. Anyway, do you have an escape plan or not?”

“Of course, I do. Around lunchtime, one of the bandits will come to give us food.”

Don’t tell me…

“That’s when you and we will overpower him!”

“That’s too simple. The bandits aren’t idiots.”

“No, they are idiots. For some reason, they send only one guy to deliver food. And he even unlocks the door and comes inside the cell.”

“…”

It certainly sounded foolish, but given that this was a prison holding only frail women, it seemed plausible. They had, after all, tied me, a man, up tightly.

They probably assumed that weak women wouldn’t devise such a bold escape plan.

“What next?”

“We run! For our lives!”

It was truly a haphazard plan. But I didn’t have any brilliant ideas either.

“Alright. Who’s going to untie me? Do you have a hidden blade or something?”

“Nope.”

Look at how nonchalant the old woman is.

“But you don’t necessarily need a blade to cut ropes. Natasha, help us.”

“Yes, Grandmother.”

The red-haired woman who had hand-fed me the bread approached. What could she possibly do with those slender arms and legs?

“What’s with that look? You don’t believe me? Natasha is the daughter of the greatest warrior of our Maruna tribe! Trust me.”

‘Then why is such a great person captured here?’

It wasn’t something worth questioning. More importantly, I needed to confirm whether the old woman’s words were actually trustworthy.

‘Eyes of the Goddess.’

This was the ability I received from the goddess when I came to this world. It was the ability to obtain information about any target.

‘That stupid goddess. What error? If you’re going to give it to me, make it work properly.’

What was the point of dwelling on the past?

I checked Natasha’s information. With the Eyes of the Goddess, I could check various things like status, occupation, talent, emotions, personality, and so on, but it would take too long to explain everything.

For now, the information worth noting was this:

‘Oh. The old woman wasn’t completely bluffing. She was captured despite being so strong because of the curse…’

Natasha severed the ropes with her teeth.

“Don’t untie the ropes completely yet. Pretend to be tied up. When the bandit comes in with the food, untie the ropes and help us capture him. Natasha, you’re not hungry, are you? Give your share to this young man.”

“Yes, Grandmother.”

I got another free piece of bread. I didn’t refuse. Even if we succeeded in escaping, I would collapse from hunger if I was starving.
Then, the other women imprisoned with us started offering their bread as well.

“…Please, have mine too!”

“Mine as well! Please… please, take care of us!”

“And this…”

Bread wrapped in leaves piled up in front of me. It was more than I could eat, no matter how hungry I was.

They all wanted to live. And they were placing their hopes on me, the only man.

“Well then… uh… what was I saying? Never mind. Thank you for the food!”

“You’re quite dependable, aren’t you, Mr. Adventurer? Kekeke. I like you.”

I filled my stomach with bread. The others shared the bread I couldn’t finish.

“The plan is for around lunchtime, so we have some time left.”

“About two hours. The bandits won’t come near here until then. If they bother us, it seems they get punished by the boss for supposedly making unwanted advances.”

“That’s not a bad situation.”

“By the way, do you have any children?”

‘What? That’s so random.’

“Do I look like I have any?”

“You don’t seem to.”

She was my benefactor, but she was an infuriating old woman.

“How can that be? What if you die here? Surely you’re not an only child, so if you die, your family line will end, right?”

“….”

“Well, don’t look at me like that. Actually, I’m in that exact situation. If Natasha dies, our family line will end. The chieftain’s bloodline will be severed.”

The chieftain’s bloodline? In this world, carrying on the family line seemed to be quite important, just like our ancestors in the old days.

“So, I have a request… would you impregnate my granddaughter?”

“Grandmother!”

‘No. Even if it’s to continue the chieftain’s bloodline, that’s crossing the line.’

How could she ask for my precious sperm when we just met? Of course, it’s not like I didn’t want to…

“Don’t mind her. My grandmother is just being silly.”

“O…kay.”

Even though she had a pretty face, Natasha’s stats were incredibly high. I shouldn’t mess with her.

Just then, the grandmother’s bellow echoed loudly. The cave-like structure of the cell seemed to amplify the sound.

“Silly? Do you still not understand the situation?! Natasha!”

“It’s you who doesn’t understand the situation, Grandmother! Why should I have sex with someone I just met and get pregnant?!”

The grandmother’s eyes bulged with anger.

“Would you rather bear the child of those bandits?! Those bandits are in league with the ones who brought shame and death by poison to your father and the warriors! Your father and the warriors can’t even go to Valhalla’s sanctuary because of them; they’re wandering as lost souls!”

“…”

Natasha, saddened by the mention of her family, started to cry.

‘…I don’t know. This seems serious, so I should stay quiet.’

“Natasha, honestly, our escape plan is ridiculous, isn’t it? If even one of us can escape, it would be a stroke of luck. Even with the adventurer here, the odds have only slightly improved…”

“Sob…sob…”

“Decide, Natasha. Even if you’re captured here, you’ll only end up bearing the child of a bandit…”

The grandmother’s voice was chillingly cold.

“I don’t want to see those bandits taint our bloodline. But if you bear the adventurer’s child first… if the bandits are even remotely human, they might let you raise the child, thinking it’s their own.”

“….”

“Or do you want to bear the child of the bandits who made your father and the warriors wander eternally as lost souls?”

“No! No! I don’t want a bandit’s baby!!! Waaah!”

Natasha burst into tears, practically wailing.

The grandmother stared at her, and, seemingly satisfied that the persuasion was complete, suddenly turned to me.

“Mr. Adventurer, it’s not a bad deal for you either, since you can continue your lineage just in case, right?”

The grandmother asked, concluding her argument. Natasha looked at me with tear-stained eyes.

Her eyes, seemingly resolute, flickered strangely.

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The corpses of bandits were strewn about the forest. Some were hanging from trees, others lay on the ground with their faces smashed in.

“Crazy bitch… crazy bitch… crazy murderous bitch…”

The large, axe-wielding bandit leader was fleeing with a pale face.

When he saw the beautiful woman climbing the mountain alone, he was overjoyed.

He hadn’t seen such a beautiful woman before. She was that stunning.

Flowing golden hair, emerald green eyes, a flawlessly beautiful figure, and a dignified aura.

He wanted to strip her naked and ravage her right then and there. But what happened instead?

His men were slaughtered by this beautiful, mysterious woman, and he himself was severely injured.

His pride as a bandit leader was shattered.

“By just one woman! And she doesn’t even have a weapon!”

Even now, his men were being crushed by her bare hands.

“I need to get back to my hideout and prepare to fight her… or at least prepare to escape.”

The blonde woman, the Regressor Lina, glared daggers at the fleeing bandit leader.

She could have run after him and snapped his neck, but she didn’t.

It was the third day since Lina had begun her second life.

To save Natasha, her companion from her past life, she had to find the bandits’ hideout.
Lina recalled a conversation with Natasha from her past life.

[…Is that why you hate men because of what happened with the bandits?]

[Yes. All men are crazy bastards who only think with their dicks.]

Natasha, whose clan had been massacred by bandits and who had been repeatedly raped as a sex slave for years, loathed men.

‘I will never let Natasha suffer such a horrible fate in this life.’

However, she couldn’t ask Natasha in detail about the bandits who had caused her trauma, so even as a Regressor, she didn’t know the specifics.

This was the fourth time she had searched for bandits near Natasha’s hometown, based on the limited information she had.

There were no bandits left in the vicinity. If Natasha had been captured by bandits, this must be their hideout.

‘Natasha… I’ll definitely save you. Just wait a little longer!’

After confirming the bandit leader’s escape, Lina began to swiftly slaughter the remaining bandits.

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