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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Teottry
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The plan to create a safe hypnosis lifestyle came to me while I was taking the unconscious Silk Blonde back to Team 3 and getting my head examined by Ia Aris in the infirmary.
The plan was to subtly hint to the S-rank bitches that I would run away the moment I realized the hypnosis app was fake. This would motivate them to commit even more to their “hypnosis” act to avoid being exposed.
I would pretend I didn’t know the app was fake, while they would continue hiding the fact that it was fake. This mutual deception would make my fake hypnosis lifestyle much safer.
Scarlet, Lapis Julie, Silk Blonde – they’d all become careless after six months of pretending to be hypnotized. They weren’t even bothering to act anymore, just verbally claiming to be under my control.
If I didn’t question the hypnosis app despite their sloppy performances, they might get suspicious.
They were the ones being careless, and now they were suspicious of me for not being suspicious? It was absurd, but I couldn’t do anything about it. I was hiding the fact that I knew the truth.
It was time to inject some tension back into my fake hypnosis life.
And now, I was putting my plan into action, starting with Silk Blonde, who’d picked up right where we left off after the “hypnosis.”
I’d expected her to come looking for me as soon as she woke up, but I hadn’t anticipated her showing up this quickly, this openly affectionate.
I almost had a heart attack when she called me “Master” in the middle of the main hall.
I’d managed to avoid a disaster with some quick thinking, changing “Squishy” to “squishy pudding,” but thinking back, it was a terrifyingly close call.
My reputation in the guild was already that of a sex pest who harassed every woman he saw. If someone like Silk Blonde called me “Master,” those rumors would become reality.
Anything involving an S-rank Awakened like Silk Blonde was headline news. The tabloids would have a field day with a story about an S-rank Awakened’s scandalous secret, and my name would be plastered all over it.
The whole world would know my name, and they’d all think I was some kind of deviant who kept Silk Blonde as a pet.
Fuck. Just the thought made me want to curse. It was the worst possible scenario for someone like me, who craved a peaceful, uneventful life. My heart pounded, and the back of my neck was damp with cold sweat.
“Sniff… Mmm♡”
But Silk Blonde, the one who’d almost ruined my peaceful future, was nuzzling my chest, lost in my scent, letting out happy little moans.
Honestly, considering how she’d just shaved ten years off my life, I wanted to give her a piece of my mind, but I had to put my revenge on hold. She had a role to play in my plan.
I gently stroked her golden hair and called her name,
“Squishy, look at me for a second.”
“Hmm? What is it…?”
I pulled out my smartphone and showed her the hypnosis app. The moment she saw the screen, the light vanished from her eyes, and I whispered in her ear,
“Wake up now. And forget everything that happened while you were hypnotized. It’ll happen when I snap my fingers. Got it?”
Silk Blonde, seemingly wanting to continue their… activities, hesitated, then reluctantly nodded.
“M-Mmm. Okay…”
“Good. Get up, senpai.”
I helped Silk Blonde off my lap, then snapped my fingers. The moment I did, the light returned to her eyes.
It was still fascinating. How could she turn the light in her eyes on and off like that?
That on/off switch had fooled me for six months. If I hadn’t found the original hypnosis app on the app store, I’d still be in the dark.
Their ability to control their eyes was perfect.
It probably involved some kind of mana manipulation, a high-level technique I, as an F-rank Awakened, couldn’t even attempt, so I just chalked it up to S-rank awesomeness.
“Huh? F-Faster? Why am I here…?”
Her incredibly convincing, fake-innocent act interrupted my thoughts.
Silk Blonde looked at me with wide, innocent eyes, as if genuinely confused, but the blush on her cheeks betrayed her arousal.
Well, I had to play along.
I sighed silently and said casually,
“You were sleeping under my desk, so I pulled you out and woke you up. Why were you sleeping there? What were you planning to do? And how did you even get into my office?”
“Uh… Oh, I’m supposed to be waking up from a nap, right? That makes sense…”
I could hear her muttering. She’d gotten so into her Squishy persona that she’d become an actual airhead.
Well, she had experienced around a hundred orgasms while pretending to be Squishy, enough to make anyone a little… slow.
She was an S-rank Awakened, so she’d recover quickly. If she didn’t, I could always take her to the infirmary.
“Should I bring Ghosty? No, that would take too long. I don’t have time. I have to meet with the other S-rank bitches and tell them never to reveal that the hypnosis app is fake. If even one of them slips up and Faster finds out, it’s over.”
I ignored her muttering, which I could hear clearly. Silk Blonde seemed to have reached a conclusion, as she looked up at me and said,
“I just… got in. I’ll tell you later. And I came here because… I wanted to see your face. I have things to do, so I’ll be going now. See you later, Faster. Call me anytime if you miss me.”
With that, Silk Blonde left my office.
The door clicked shut, and I quickly checked the CCTV footage of the hallway outside my office, finally relaxing.
“Huu… This is so exhausting. Damn it.”
Silk Blonde leaving to warn the others about the hypnosis app meant my plan was working.
But it was still incredibly stressful. It had only been three days since I learned the app was fake, but it felt like a month and a half.
“If this were a daily web novel, I could write forty-one chapters with the events of the past three days. What the hell? Forty-one chapters in three days? That’s insane.”
Frustrated, I looked down at the floor and gave the Earth, the author of my shitty life story, a double middle finger.
“Fuck you… Huh? What’s that…?”
Just as my heartfelt “fuck you” was about to reach the Earth’s core, a familiar yellow object caught my eye.
It was the yellow dog collar, the one that had transformed Silk Blonde into Squishy, lying on the floor.
“Did she drop it?”
Well, she had been acting strange. She’d looked pale and unwell, like she was about to collapse, so it wasn’t surprising that she’d dropped something.
She’d looked so bad that I’d hugged her and comforted her.
An S-rank Awakened wouldn’t be physically unwell, so I’d assumed it was psychological, and I’d had her nuzzle my chest, thinking my scent might help.
And it had worked. How much did she like me to react like that? Maybe I should try offering my chest to the other bitches when they got angry or emotional. It would probably work on senpai, at least.
Memorizing this new S-rank crazy bitch escape technique, I picked up the yellow collar.
“I hate to admit it, but she looked kind of cute with this on.”
Silk Blonde, with golden retriever ears and a tail, nuzzling me and barking, was… appealing, fulfilling some kind of primal male fantasy.
I’d always thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world, but the trauma she’d inflicted was too great for me to see her as a woman.
She was just a monster disguised as a beautiful woman.
But seeing senpai wearing this collar, transformed into Squishy… I had to admit, my heart had fluttered.
If it weren’t for my mithril-like patience, honed by years of dealing with Scarlet, I would have forgiven her for everything and jumped her right then and there.
The ears and tail were that powerful.
“Could I use the power of this ‘collar’ to become popular? Could I… attract normal women, not just crazy S-rank bitches?”
I’d been popular at the orphanage. But that was it.
After leaving the orphanage and entering the academy, I hadn’t had more than two conversations with any woman other than Scarlet and Lapis Julie.
Shortly after entering the academy, I’d made a good first impression on a few girls.
I was excited, thinking I’d finally made some normal friends. I’d even looked forward to the next day.
But when I arrived at the academy the next morning, those girls avoided me, their eyes filled with disgust.
Scarlet had laughed at my devastated expression and said, “See, Faster? I’m the only one who talks to you, the only one who stays by your side. Be grateful. No one else would put up with you.” I’d never forgotten her words.
I was that unpopular with women. Even in the guild, everyone except the team leaders, Ia Aris, and the Doctor treated me like I was invisible.
Especially after those ridiculous rumors about me being a sex pest started circulating.
“But if I wear this collar and have dog ears and a tail…! I might become popular!”
I let my imagination run wild, even though I knew the truth.
Silk Blonde had looked cute with the ears and tail because she was already beautiful.
Nothing would change if I wore the collar. I knew that.
But I couldn’t let go of that sliver of hope. I put the collar around my neck.
No one was around anyway. I could always take it off if it looked weird.
The moment the collar clicked shut, a white light filled the room. It had been gold when Silk Blonde wore it. It seemed the color changed depending on the wearer’s mana.
As the light faded, I felt a new sensation on my head and lower back. A heavy weight at the base of my spine suggested a tail.
And then, I heard something above me. It was more like… sensing a sound than hearing it. I reached up and touched something soft and warm. It was a new pair of ears.
“Oh, I have ears and a tail. Awesome.”
Just as I was about to go to my desk, where I kept a hand mirror, to check my reflection, a loud crashing sound echoed from the hallway.
“Wh-What?”
The sound rapidly approached, and before I could react, the door to my office exploded inwards, revealing the source of the noise.
Flaming red hair, a billowing long coat, a high-cut latex bodysuit…
It was Scarlet, the bitch I knew all too well, the one I always tried to avoid.
“Ugh…!”
Scarlet’s face was contorted in rage. I didn’t know why she was angry, but Scarlet was always angry, so it wasn’t surprising.
“Hey! Faster! What the hell were you doing here with Silk Blonde…”
She started to yell, then stopped mid-sentence, her eyes fixed on me, as if mesmerized.
I’d been bracing myself for her outburst, so her silence confused me. I tilted my head, like a curious puppy.
“Scarlet?”
“Haa…♡”
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