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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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“There’s nothing to pack. We can’t use any of it anyway.”
“…Can’t use it?”
Karl smiled meaningfully.
“If we’re going into that world, we have to adapt to it.”
Big-Boobs, completely unaware of the customs of that lawless zone, had apparently intended to maintain her knightly attire. But doing so here would be counterproductive.
Ellie, grasping Karl’s meaning, followed his lead. She removed anything that might reveal her identity as a knight, changing into ordinary clothes. …Indeed, who would deal with a knight in that cesspool overflowing with criminals?
Thus attired, the two left the base and blended into the street crowds. While the city appeared outwardly glamorous and peaceful, just a short distance from the main roads, it transformed into a shadowy lawless zone. Drug-addled individuals littered the alleys, and nearly naked women sold their bodies in broad daylight for meager earnings.
Some even pointed guns at their heads, demanding money from anyone who looked even slightly vulnerable. Ironically, most of the antiquated guns were empty, as these individuals lacked the funds for bullets. Had they possessed ammunition, they would have shot first and looted the corpses afterward.
Lives wallowing in the depths of hell, a place even the bottom rung would deem too low — Big-Boobs seemed somewhat disgusted by this lawless zone that defied imagination. She clearly hadn’t expected it to be this depraved.
“This is a place overrun by despicable pirates. The unseen corners are likely even worse, not better.”
Karl scanned the signs before entering a seemingly decent establishment. The moment the door opened, a thick cloud of cigarette smoke and the stench of burning flesh assaulted their senses. Big-Boobs waved a hand in front of her nose, trying to dispel the foul odor.
“Hey, what’s up?”
A hulking figure, covered head-to-toe in tattoos and piercings, looked at the two well-dressed individuals with half-drugged eyes. From his perspective, the presence of such clean-cut individuals in this place was a novelty.
“Looking to get some tattoos. Something intimidating. …Piercings too?”
“I can do anything, as long as you pay.”
“Then, something noticeable, in a few places. Cheeks, neck, collarbone, arms, hands, lower abdomen, legs, feet. Ear and lip piercings too.”
“You can configure that in the machine. Hand over the cash.”
Karl paid for both of them. Unaware that she would also be getting tattooed and pierced, Big-Boobs nudged her junior’s arm and whispered.
“Do you really need to go that far?”
“It’s strange not to do it here. Don’t worry, they can be completely removed, and the piercings will heal later.”
“…That’s good to know, but… it seems like you’re going through a lot of trouble alone.”
Karl smiled as if questioning her statement, and looked at Ellie.
“Alone? You’re getting them too, Senior.”
“…Huh…?”
“We’re doing this together. Not just me.”
Big-Boobs’ eyes widened in surprise. She quickly stuck close to Karl as he walked through a curtain into the back of the shop.
“I, I’m doing it too? T, tattoos and piercings? …Me?”
“It would be strange if I was the only one. Naturally, you, my partner, have to join in.”
They entered a “couples’ room” among the many crammed within the shop. Inside were two capsule-like devices, and the dimly lit room had a distinctly sexual ambiance.
As the door slammed shut, a heavy silence fell. Karl quickly stripped naked without hesitation. Big-Boobs, naturally, was startled.
“Ka, Karl—!”
Ellie quickly turned her back to the wall. …She still caught a glimpse of the unbelievably large penis dangling between his legs.
M,monster….
It was a monstrously large male member, deserving of the term “monster.” Big-Boobs couldn’t get the image out of her head.
“There’s no other way if we want full-body tattoos. You have to take everything off.”
Seemingly indifferent to his senior’s body, the junior approached his capsule and began customizing the location and design of the tattoos and piercings on the touchscreen.
Big-Boobs, sneaking glances at his muscular back, began to undress. …Although she had allowed him to touch her breasts before, the feeling today was entirely different. This time, she would be completely naked, without even her panties.
…I hope I don’t smell.
After removing her panties, she rolled them up and tucked them at the bottom of the clothes basket, temporarily covering herself with two garments.
Having finished his customization, Karl turned around, penis fully exposed, and strode towards Big-Boobs. She quickly turned her head away, pretending not to see.
“Should I customize yours for you?”
“Uh…, I’d appreciate that.”
Completely clueless about tattoos and piercings, she intended to follow his settings. There was no point in interfering when she knew nothing about it.
Kal tapped away at the touchscreen for a while before announcing he was finished.
“See you later then, Senior.”
“Yeah.”
They each entered their respective capsules.
The smell of sizzling skin slowly began to fill the room.
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The bell chimed as the two exited the shop. Big-Boobs’ expression, still reeling from the shock of seeing her transformed reflection, was a sight to behold.
“Don’t worry too much. It can all be removed. Think of it as part of the job, and you’ll feel better.”
“Huh? Uh…, I don’t mind. I’m… okay.”
Her forced smile was clearly strained. …One had to admire her mental fortitude. As expected of a knight.
…It is a bit much, though.
Karl turned away, chuckling inwardly. While Big-Boobs’ appearance was only average here, it was likely a shocking experience for her, enough to make her faint.
Starting with the large “BITCH” emblazoned on her forehead, the sides of her cheeks featured splayed legs connected to her mouth, creating the illusion of a vulva. Each ear was studded with ten piercings, and penis-shaped earrings dangled from her lobes.
That was just her face; her body, hidden beneath her clothes, was even more extreme.
Starting with the image of two naked women reclining on a clavicle-shaped bed, her breasts each bore a succubus licking a nipple, with milk dripping below. Nipple piercings were, of course, a given.
A large vulva, as if sliced open for surgery, adorned her sternum. Her lower abdomen, where her uterus was located, displayed a cross-section of her vagina, uterus, and fallopian tubes, connected to the vulva. Her navel, naturally, had a dainty piercing.
Her back wasn’t spared either. The words “Anal Sex” were written large across her shoulder blades, and a winding intestine design stretched from the dimples of her buttocks upwards, complete with beaded contents and a large dildo plugged into her anus.
Her left arm depicted a scene of “Sex Hell,” while her right arm bore the image of a giant penis!
Her entire appearance screamed, “I’m a sex-crazed woman!”
It was, frankly, a drastic look for this kind, gentle woman with a rather reserved attitude towards sex. Yet, Karl found a perverse amusement in the vicarious sense of conquest, as if he had corrupted this innocent maiden. It was like returning home after a long time to find your virtuous older sister transformed into a tattooed thug.
…What was even funnier was that this wasn’t the end.
“There’s one more place we need to go.”
“…Again?”
“Just a clothing store. People will find it strange if we’re dressed so neatly.”
That made sense to her. Looking at the people in the alley, none were dressed like them.
“…Okay, I’ll do whatever you say.”
Having already been subjected to such a bizarre transformation, she was beyond embarrassment. Frankly, she was half-resigned to her fate due to the sheer shock of it all.
When Big-Boobs smiled slightly, the splayed leg tattoos on her cheeks created the image of a gaping vulva. Her innocent smile appeared undeniably lewd. Of course, she would be completely oblivious to this unless she saw it herself.
They entered a nearby clothing store, a shabby-looking place with one letter dangling precariously from its neon sign.
The owner, a muscular woman with large breasts and a shaved head with stubble, greeted them while puffing on a cigarette.
Karl selected the most vulgar-looking clothes he could find and handed them to Eli, including underwear.
Big-Boobs, receiving the clothes, looked shocked. “You want me to wear this…?” Karl simply shrugged in response.
She eventually took the clothes and went into the changing room. …What choice did she have? This was part of the job.
After much struggling and trying on various combinations, Big-Boobs finally emerged, dressed in unfamiliar attire.
The shop owner, eager to make a sale, exclaimed in a deep, masculine voice, clapping her hands in admiration.
“Girl, that looks amaaazing on you.”
The combination of a mini-skirt so short it revealed her black fishnet panties and a braless tank top that exposed her navel made her look like a streetwalker.
Self-conscious about her appearance, she kept tugging at the hem of her skirt as she walked, careful not to reveal too much.
Kal nodded in approval, then selected his own clothes and changed. Covered in tattoos himself, he looked every bit the back-alley thug, even more so than the locals.
Thus, a perfect scumbag couple was born.
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