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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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It was the first time I’d had a woman in my apartment since middle school.
“Wow, your place is spacious! You live in a nice place, Kang Cheol.”
“……”
I was too busy setting up the drinks and snacks. Or rather, I was too busy screaming internally to respond.
Why is she in my apartment?
Because Pi A-reum had suggested we drink more.
At my place.
You said you had a friend’s place nearby!
And surprisingly, that friend turned out to be me, ta-da!
I should have refused…
But I couldn’t.
Because I was guilty.
Because I had messed with Pi A-reum’s vibrator remote.
…It was unfair.
I never intended to do anything to Pi A-reum with that remote. In fact, I hadn’t even really played with it. I never once pressed the buttons with the intention of bothering her.
I had only used the remote twice.
The first time, I was just curious about what it was and pressed the button because it was there.
The second time, I was trying to find the power button, trying to turn it off. And even then, I didn’t know Pi A-reum was nearby, and I didn’t know she had put the vibrator back in!
But all those excuses only came to me now.
My remote. You have it.
When I heard those words, all I could think was, I’m screwed.
If Pi A-reum reported me to the police, my life would be over. I didn’t know if there was any legal precedent for sexual harassment via vibrator remote control, but in Korea, women had the absolute upper hand in sex-related cases.
That worry was why I couldn’t refuse Pi A-reum’s suggestion to drink more. I didn’t know what she would do if I refused.
Soon, the drinks and snacks were set up.
Pi A-reum picked up a prawn cracker and said,
“Kang Cheol, was it fun playing with my remote?”
“I’m sorry!”
I immediately bowed my head.
And poured out excuses.
“At first, I thought it was an accessory! After I realized what it was, I didn’t know how to return it, so I kept it! I only pressed it in the karaoke room because I was trying to find the power button! I’m sorry! Please don’t report me!”
After spewing out my excuses in one breath, I kept my head bowed.
A few seconds passed.
There was no reply.
Is she thinking about how to punish me?
Trembling with fear, I cautiously raised my head, and…
“Uh, um…”
I saw Pi A-reum’s face, her lips pursed, looking flustered.
A different reaction than I expected.
Pi A-reum waved her hands vigorously and said,
“C-Could you lift your head? I didn’t think you’d react so seriously.”
“…Huh?”
“I think I went too far with the joke. I’m sorry, Cheol-jin.”
I slowly raised my head and stared blankly at Pi A-reum.
What? Did I avoid the worst-case scenario?
She didn’t seem like she was going to threaten me or report me. In fact, Pi A-reum seemed more flustered than I was, her face red.
“Um, Cheol-jin?”
“Uh, yeah?”
“I’m not going to do anything about the remote. I’m not going to report you.”
“Th, thank you.”
“Thank me? I’m the one who should be sorry…”
Pi A-reum scratched her cheek with an embarrassed look.
It seemed I had misunderstood. Thinking about it, Pi A-reum hadn’t said anything remotely threatening. She just suggested we drink more at my place.
I stood up and rummaged through my padding pockets.
“Here, I’ll give this back.”
The acrylic vibrator remote control with a hamster and a cat on it.
When I offered it to her, Pi A-reum’s face turned bright red.
…It was a bit late to be embarrassed now, wasn’t it? But I couldn’t say that.
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Pi A-reum and I started drinking, using snacks as appetizers.
“Kang Cheol, don’t you think we’re pretty good at drinking?”
“How many bottles have we had today?”
Including dinner and karaoke, we each had at least three bottles. We were on another bottle now, so four?
I didn’t know for sure, but I thought this was much more than average.
“So, what songs have you been listening to lately?”
“The new Horacica song…”
We exchanged our favorite J-POP songs.
Surprisingly, Pi A-reum and I clicked really well.
“Wow, really? You’re Master rank?”
“I’m more surprised you’re Diamond. Female top-tier players are really rare.”
We had similar hobbies and interests.
“Kang Cheol, I’m disappointed. You’re such a poser otaku. One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, Dragon Ball… Don’t you have anything besides mainstream manga?”
“Those are for my cover. I have three bookshelves at my parents’ house. I even have a figure display case.”
“Whoa. Can I visit sometime?”
It turned out Pi A-reum was a hardcore otaku. She knew every anime I mentioned. The fact that she even knew source novels that I didn’t know meant she was a serious otaku.
After talking about this and that, we emptied our third bottle of soju.
“Ugh, I’m dizzy. I don’t think I can drink anymore.”
Saying that, Pi A-reum collapsed onto the floor.
I was starting to feel dizzy too, so I started clearing the table.
“Oh, I’ll help.”
“No, stay put. Your face is super red.”
“Yours is too!”
Why was she being competitive about something so pointless?
Pi A-reum, as if unwilling to lose, jumped up and started helping me clean up. Then, she said casually,
“Hey Kang, I mean, Cheol-jin. Can I sleep over at your place tonight? I missed the last train.”
“…What about the friend you said lived nearby?”
“He’s right here. Hehe.”
Pi A-reum pointed at me brazenly.
I nodded, wondering if this was okay. Honestly, I had anticipated this since I brought her home.
“I don’t mind you sleeping over, but… aren’t you scared? Honestly, this is a really crazy situation.”
“What is? You messing with my remote?”
“That really wasn’t what happened.”
“Heehee. I’m joking, I’m joking.”
“…Do you have no shame?”
Strange. Earlier, when I gave her the remote, her face was as red as a tomato.
“Go shower first.”
“Huh? Is that okay?”
“Yeah. But you don’t have any clothes to change into…”
“I bought underwear and a toothbrush at the convenience store earlier.”
“…Of course you did. You were planning to sleep over from the beginning.”
“Ehehe.”
Stop smiling like an idiot. I might start liking you.
I looked Pi A-reum up and down. She had underwear, so the problem was clothes.
“One of my shirts should be enough.”
Given the size difference between Pi A-reum and me, one shirt should cover her entire body.
Pi A-reum furrowed her pretty brows at my words.
“Hey, that was really mean! Are you making fun of me for being short?”
“When did I make fun of you? And it’s true that you’re short.”
She looked barely 155cm tall. Much shorter than average.
Pi A-reum, who was glaring at me, suddenly puffed out her chest and stood on her tiptoes. Her breasts jiggled above her knitwear.
“I’m not short!”
“Okay, okay! Do you really not know the meaning of shame?”
“Hmph. You’ve already seen my vibrator, so what’s the point now?”
…So it was a vibrator.
More importantly, whether it was the alcohol or her true personality, she was getting increasingly bold. There was no restraint in her words or actions.
Am I just as drunk?
Normally, I wouldn’t be able to have such a casual conversation. I probably wouldn’t even be able to make eye contact, flustered by this strange situation.
Come to think of it, this was a really strange situation. A girl whose sex toy I’d accidentally messed with was asking to sleep over at my place.
Once Pi A-reum entered the bathroom, I started to feel more sober. Reality began to set in.
Is she trying to seduce me?
This was practically begging me to make a move.
The table was set; all that was left was to eat.
That thought crossed my mind, but I immediately dismissed it.
Even if I was drunk, I still had some sense. Why would such a pretty girl be interested in me? I couldn’t find an answer to that fundamental question.
“A-reum, I’ll leave your clothes in front of the bathroom.”
“Okay! Thanks!” Her usual cheerful voice came from inside the bathroom. The sound of running water in the background tickled my ears.
…I’m about to explode.
Now that reality had set in, my lower body was relentlessly perked up. Why was such a pretty girl showering in my bathroom?
My heart pounded. No, was it my dick that was pounding? I wanted to pull out my hidden onahole right then and there.
I wiped my flushed face and started tidying up the bedroom. I needed to move my body to calm my mind. After some light cleaning, airing out the room, and spraying Febreze, I was just about finished when…
“Kang Cheol, you can go in now.”
“Huh?!”
Startled, I turned around and saw Pi A-reum wearing only my t-shirt.
I couldn’t help but gulp. Wasn’t she not wearing anything underneath? The texture of her full chest under the loose t-shirt seemed different from when she was wearing the knitwear.
No way. It’s probably just the different material.
I shook my head vigorously and went into the bathroom.
Shhhhhhh!
The shower should have calmed me down… but no, my erection wouldn’t go away. Should I just take care of it here and now? I had my phone with me.
Of course, it was just a thought. I didn’t have the guts to jerk off with a girl right outside the door.
After somehow managing to calm myself down, I finished my shower and came out, only to find…
“Heehee. Kang Cheol, guess what this is?”
Pi A-reum, sitting on the bed, was waving a pink object in her hand.
My onahole.
I ran towards her in a panic.
“W-What are you doing! Give that back!”
“Ahaha! Nope! Wow, this is so soft! Is it like the real thing?”
“How would I know?! I said give it back!”
She twisted and turned, dodging my hands, making it hard to grab the onahole. I changed my target and grabbed her hand instead.
Looking down at Pi A-reum, who was now lying on the bed, I said with a hint of annoyance,
“A-reum, didn’t you learn when you were little? You shouldn’t rummage through other people’s things.”
Knowing she was in the wrong, Pi A-reum averted her gaze and made an excuse.
“But, I was taking out some manga to read, and I saw it! I wasn’t deliberately searching.”
“Ugh.”
Maybe I hid it too carelessly.
Seeing my weakness, Pi A-reum giggled and said,
“Sorry. But you saw my vibrator, so we’re even, right?”
“W-When did I see your vibrator?”
Strictly speaking, I saw the remote, not the vibrator itself.
But Pi A-reum didn’t care and continued playing with the onahole, saying what she wanted to say.
“What’s it like using this? I’ve heard some people say it’s better than a real woman.”
“You… sigh, I don’t know. I’d have to have been with a woman to know.”
Giving up, I sighed and said that.
Pi A-reum stared up at me and giggled. Her large eyes crinkled, forming crescent moon shapes.
“Me neither.”
“…What?”
“I don’t know what’s better, a vibrator or the real thing. That’s why I’m curious.”
I was about to retort with a what do you want me to do about it when…
A sudden, unfamiliar sensation in my lower body made me flinch. Pi A-reum, who was lying beneath me, had raised her knees.
Waving the onahole, she asked,
“Aren’t you curious?”
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That escalated quickly