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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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One of Ahn Seora’s friends said,
“Want to have some drinks for old times’ sake?”
“Sounds good. But Seora, is it okay for you to drink?”
Her friends looked back at Ahn Seora. They knew she was usually very strict about self-care.
Ahn Seora saw their eyes on her and waved her hand, indicating it was fine.
“Why are you looking at me like that? I’ve been eating whatever I want lately. I eat cake and drink alcohol sometimes.”
“Really? You used to stick to a diet every day.”
“That was because I was competing, of course.”
Actually, it wasn’t just because of the competition. She had a somewhat pathological tendency to manage her weight. Just a year or two ago, she maintained a body fat percentage in the low 10s for 365 days a year, and sometimes even single digits when it was extreme.
But that was all in the past now.
Ahn Seora smiled bitterly and said,
“I’ve let go a bit lately. When I fixated too much on my weight, muscle growth stopped. More than anything, my health deteriorated…”
“You work out so much, and your health deteriorates?”
“Yeah. A woman’s body is different from a man’s; it needs more body fat.”
Due to women’s physical characteristics, excessive body fat reduction can lead to amenorrhea (absence of menstruation). Ahn Seora herself had experienced a temporary cessation of her period due to her obsession with body fat.
Since then, Ahn Seora would only lose weight short-term for competitions and usually maintained a body fat percentage of 15% or more. Of course, even that was a very low body fat percentage by women’s standards.
“You guys, too, don’t lose too much weight if you’re on a diet. If you need help, contact me.”
“Ohh. It’s convenient having a diet expert as a friend, huh?”
“Not a diet expert, a health trainer.”
Ahn Seora corrected the title, but her friends simply clamored for drinks as if it didn’t matter.
“Anyway, we’re drinking today, right? Seora’s dead. Let’s drink until we drop!”
“I’m not going to drink until I die!?”
“I know a good place. There’s an izakaya with private rooms. Just a short taxi ride away.”
“We have to take a taxi?”
The four of them took a taxi.
The place they arrived at was a little off the main street.
Nevertheless, there were quite a few people and shops there.
“They say there are a lot of hidden gems here.”
“Let’s go quickly.”
The three friends got out of the taxi and scurried along.
Ahn Seora followed behind her friends.
‘Oh?’
Suddenly, two familiar people appeared.
It was Kang Cheol-jin and Pi A-reum.
‘Is today some special day?’
Once on the street, once at the karaoke bar, and now she encountered them again.
They say coincidences are inherently serendipitous, but after three times, they say it’s destiny. At this point, it felt like fate had ordained them to be together.
‘Should I just call them to drink with us?’
Even though she was with her friends, it would be fine. If she introduced them as close younger friends, her friends would probably ask why she didn’t call them sooner. Her friends were very outgoing and loved socializing.
‘They might feel burdened, so I should ask them over the phone.’
She also wanted to break the slightly awkward atmosphere with Kang Cheol-jin. Wouldn’t a simple drink help?
Ahn Seora hesitated for a moment, then pulled out her phone to call Pi A-reum. Still, since they called it a date, she should ask A-reum first. If they refused, there was nothing she could do.
Just as she was about to make the call.
“?!”
Ahn Seora’s eyes widened.
Immediately after, she hid behind a restaurant sign.
“Seora! What are you doing, not coming?!”
Ahn Seora couldn’t even think of answering her friends’ calls and stared blankly up at the building the two had entered.
A luxurious hotel stood before her.
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I pressed down on A-reum’s head and presented my card.
“Please process the payment with this.”
“I said I’d do it!”
“It’s fine.”
“You stubborn old man!”
Ignoring A-reum’s whining, I took the receipt. I couldn’t believe she had even booked a restaurant inside the hotel. No matter how much money we earned, wasn’t she spending too recklessly?
‘If I had earned thousands, maybe.’
I barely earned a hundred, and I don’t know how much she intended to spend on me.
I led A-reum, whose face was all puffy, into the room. Even seeing it again, the luxurious interior made me admire it. It really is different coming to a hotel after only ever going to motels.
“Hmph. I wanted to pay.”
She was still sulking.
I sat on the bed and pulled A-reum into my arms. But perhaps to show she was angry, she resisted being pulled along.
“What’s this?”
“Hmph!”
“Aren’t you coming here?”
“Ack! Are you using force? You’re a thug, a thug!”
How long could a tiny kid resist anyway?
When I exerted a little force, A-reum was pulled along like a paper doll. I lifted her entirely onto my lap and hugged her tightly so she couldn’t escape.
I rested my chin on A-reum’s shoulder, who was now unable to move, and asked.
“Have you bought presents for your parents?”
“Ah…”
A-reum sighed, as if she hadn’t thought of it.
“I figured. It’s the first money you’ve earned with your own hands. Buy your parents presents first.”
Hmm. Now that I’ve said it, I wonder if I was too presumptuous. Talking to a friend my age as if I’m teaching them feels strange. I hope she didn’t get offended?
I quickly added, as if making an excuse,
“Well, you said your parents try to control you a lot. I thought if you bought them gifts with the money you earned, they might see you differently. Wouldn’t it be a chance for them to realize you’re an adult now…?”
“…You’re right? That’s a good idea!”
A-reum’s shoulders twitched with admiration. It seemed she was more interested in the practical benefit than the moral lesson, but either way, I seemed to have succeeded in convincing her.
A-reum looked at me sideways and said,
“Ohh. Kang Cheol-jin, you’re deeper than I thought?”
“…Than you thought?”
When I furrowed my brow slightly, A-reum chuckled and said,
“Your birthday is in December, right?”
“What about it?”
“Mine’s in February. Compared to me, you’re totally a kid. Come on, call me ‘A-reum noona~’.”
“Huh. That’s ridiculous.”
How dare this little thing try to act like an older sister.
I swiftly twisted my body and laid A-reum down on the bed.
“Whoa?!”
I looked down at the startled A-reum and said firmly,
“My birthday might be later, but my mental age makes me the oppa.”
“Pfft. Kang Cheol-jin says he’s the oppa! Puhahaha!”
“……”
Wow, bursting into laughter like that hurts my pride. What is with her?
But then, she suddenly stopped laughing, twisted her body, and said,
“Oppa, be gentle with me…”
“Ugh.”
“…Why that reaction?”
“Because it’s creepy. Let’s just be friends. What’s with the ‘noona’ or ‘oppa’?”
“You!”
“Gah!”
A shock hit my stomach.
A-reum bent her knee and kicked me in the stomach. It hurt quite a bit for an attack from A-reum.
I narrowed my eyes sternly and looked down at A-reum.
“Are you confident today? Can you handle it?”
“Na-na-na-na. I’m going to suck Kang Cheol-jin’s soul dry today! Gonna totally screw him!”
I don’t know where she gets this confidence every time. It’s obvious she’ll be whimpering to stop by the end, but she provokes me every time. Have I been too gentle with her lately?
‘You’re mine today.’
I’ll put her in her place so she won’t ever challenge me again.
I quickly stripped off my clothes and pounced on A-reum.
But a moment later, a naked A-reum said,
“Oh, right. Did I tell you?”
“Tell me what?”
“I’ve been taking birth control pills lately.”
“…Meaning?”
“We can do it raw.”
My son immediately stood at attention.
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The izakaya with private rooms.
The atmosphere was good, and the food was delicious, so the alcohol flowed easily. The people in the pub were all happily laughing and chatting, enjoying their time.
Meanwhile, there was one person who couldn’t enjoy the moment and was lost in thought. It was Ahn Seora, who had just witnessed Kang Cheol-jin and Pi A-reum entering a hotel.
‘They weren’t just friends.’
Who on earth would go into a hotel with just a friend? Not even same-sex friends, but opposite-sex friends. At least, it was incomprehensible by Ahn Seora’s common sense.
‘But they said they weren’t dating either.’
If they were lovers, she might have just accepted it. But since they said they weren’t, she couldn’t help but be confused.
While thinking about Kang Cheol-jin and Pi A-reum, the timid club member Ju Hana also came to mind. Of course, along with the scene she had witnessed recently.
Ju Hana, screaming in pleasure as Kang Cheol-jin hit her butt. It was a completely different expression and voice from the timid image Ahn Seora usually knew.
Before long, Ahn Seora’s mind became a jumbled mess of relationship confusion rather than thoughts of getting Kang Cheol-jin to compete.
‘Cheol-jin, A-reum, Hana… Friends? Lovers? Love triangle? Sex, dick, threesome, hotel sex?’
Then, at some point, one of her friends asked her.
“By the way, Seora, aren’t you getting a boyfriend?”
“…Ex.”
“Huh? What did you say?”
“Sex.”
“…What?”
“Gasp.”
Ahn Seora snapped back to reality and covered her mouth, but it was too late. A mischievous smile had already appeared on the initially flustered faces of her friends.
Seo Yoonjung curled the corners of her lips slyly and said,
“What, our Seora’s frustrated? Should we have gone to a club instead of drinking here?”
“Ah, no! That’s not it!”
“Kyahaha. Should Unnie set you up with a guy?”
“I said it’s not like that!”
Ahn Seora’s face flushed red.
But her friends had no intention of stopping their teasing.
“Wow, I’ve never heard Seora say ‘sex’ before.”
“Seriously. Even when we talk about naughty stuff, you’re always the only quiet one.”
“How about we have a proper talk for once? Especially since we’re drinking.”
“Good, good!”
The flow was already established, and Ahn Seora, caught off guard, couldn’t change the subject.
“How’s everyone’s love life these days? Anyone dating?”
“Yoonjung had a boyfriend, didn’t she?”
“No, we broke up pretty quickly.”
“Oh? Why? Your boyfriend was handsome and went to a good university. And when you introduced him, his personality seemed fine?”
“Right. Wouldn’t that be a ‘six-sided’ guy? Oh, he was a bit short, but… he had good proportions, didn’t he? He looked taller than his actual height.”
To her friends’ questions, Seo Yoonjung shook her head and said,
“He was small.”
“Oh, come on, 173cm isn’t that small…”
“No, his dick was small.”
“Ah…”
A moment of silence fell.
One of her friends, Park Jaehee, asked cautiously,
“How small was it…? How many centimeters?”
“I don’t know exactly. It’s not like I could measure it with a ruler.”
Of course.
You can’t exactly ask your boyfriend to measure his dick, can you?
But there’s a feeling you get.
“My feeling is, after transformation, barely 10 centimeters? Maybe even smaller…”
“Ah, ahh.”
“That’s… a bit much. Yeah.”
Everyone nodded as if in understanding.
Meanwhile, Ahn Seora alone didn’t understand and cautiously asked,
“Is that very small?”
Then, answers came from the three friends.
“It’s on the very small side.”
“It’s quite small.”
“A little smaller than average… Huh?”
The three looked at each other.
Their answers were all different.
Ahn Seora tilted her head and asked,
“What’s the average size?”
Again, the three friends answered.
“11cm.”
“12cm.”
“14cm.”
This time too, their answers were all different.
At that, the three looked at each other again.
Soon, Seo Yoonjung, who had answered 14cm, smiled awkwardly and said,
“I was speaking from experience… Anyone who knows the exact number?”
“Mine’s just experience too.”
“I’ve never actually searched for penis length…”
“Since it came up, should we try?”
“That sounds fun. But what should we type? ‘Penis’? ‘Dick’? ‘Cock’?”
“Kyahaha. We’re crazy!”
The search results followed.
“The numbers vary by year?”
“The most recent data is roughly 13cm. Circumference is about 11-12cm?”
“So the circumference is important when buying condoms, huh.”
“I’ve only been with small people all this time…”
“I’ve only been with big people.”
The women talked about the new facts they had learned, mostly applying them to their own experiences.
Meanwhile, Ahn Seora, who had no sexual experience, was recalling the only penis she had ever seen.
‘What I saw back then was definitely…’
Ahn Seora’s hand slowly moved under the table, as if grasping something.
‘Gasp.
Ahn Seora realized that Kang Cheol-jin’s penis significantly exceeded the average in both length and circumference.
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Pi A-reum gasped, letting out a breathless sound.
“Sl-Slowly! Do it slowly!”
“You said you were going to suck my soul dry today?”
“Ugh! I’m going to suck it all dry, so just go slow at first! Yours is big!”
Kang Cheol-jin smiled proudly and granted Pi A-reum’s request.
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