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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Simzy
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Cheongdae Intersection, Goryeo Tavern.
The place was located in the food alley near the university’s back gate, not too far from his studio apartment.
Kang Cheol-jin ran with all his might. He was suddenly grateful for his morning jogs.
The phone call was still connected. Fortunately, Pi A-reum hadn’t hung up, so he could pinpoint her location from the faint sounds he heard.
Arriving at the Goryeo Tavern, he looked around.
He could hear an argument coming from a secluded alley around the corner.
“Hey, mind your own business. I’m with her.”
“Bullshit. You two clearly don’t know each other. What are you trying to do with a drunk girl?”
“What? Bullshit? You fucking bitch, who are you calling names? You’re the one who has nothing to do with this, so why are you butting in?”
A man’s rough curses rang out. His agitated voice suggested that a fight might break out any second.
Yet, the woman didn’t back down.
“I’m doing this because I don’t want to see something bad happen to her, you horny bastards. Aren’t you embarrassed to be doing this on a college street?”
“Wow, this is crazy. This crazy bitch is getting worse.”
“The only thing crazy is your face.”
The voices grew louder as he got closer.
He hurried into the alley and saw two men and a woman with a cold expression blocking their path. Behind the woman, Pi A-reum was squatting with her head down.
“A-reum!”
Kang Cheol-jin shouted as he rushed in, drawing the attention of the three arguing. He tried to approach A-reum without paying them any mind, but—
“Hold it. Who are you?”
The woman blocked his way.
Up close, the woman had an even colder and fiercer look than he’d thought. Despite being a rare beauty, her appearance was more intimidating than attractive.
‘Piercings… She’s scary as hell.’
The silver piercings in her ears and lips made her look even sharper. A thorny vine tattoo stretched from beneath her ear down to her neck, making him feel like he might get pricked if he got too close.
Kang Cheol-jin reflexively covered his own neck. Seeing the tattoos reminded him that he hadn’t applied a cover-up sheet in his haste.
“…I came after receiving a call. I’m a friend of the girl squatting over there.”
“Friend?”
The woman looked at him suspiciously. Already in a confrontation with the men, she couldn’t trust him easily.
Kang Cheol-jin held out his phone, showing the screen.
“Check it. I’m still on the phone with her.”
“…Wait a minute.”
The woman frowned and checked on Pi A-reum, who was still out of it.
Kang Cheol-jin suddenly wrinkled his nose at the pungent smell of alcohol coming from Pi A-reum.
‘Is she like this because she’s drunk? How much did she drink?’
Pi A-reum’s alcohol tolerance was well above average. She rarely got this drunk, even when she went all out.
While the woman woke Pi A-reum to check her phone, Kang Cheol-jin turned to the two men standing idly by.
“What are you doing still here?”
The men’s faces contorted.
“Who are you to tell us what to do…?”
“So what are you going to do about it?”
“What?”
Kang Cheol-jin deliberately scowled and tensed his body.
“Your voices are all recorded on the phone. Want to sort this out properly?”
He spoke tough, but he was inwardly nervous.
He wasn’t confident in a fight. Just puff up, he thought. They probably wouldn’t attack someone his size. Please!
Thinking this, he puffed out his chest and glared at them.
“….”
The two men flinched and averted their gaze.
Kang Cheol-jin was 180cm tall and weighed 96kg.
On the other hand, the men were in their early 170s and thin.
“…Damn it.”
“Fuck, what bad luck.”
The two men cursed, trying to act tough. However, they didn’t seem to want to fight and soon slipped out of the alley.
Meanwhile, the woman, having checked Pi A-reum’s phone, approached him.
“…You were telling the truth. I confirmed it.”
“Then I’ll take her with me now.”
“Wait.”
She blocked his way again, unable to shake off her unease, and looked back and forth between Pi A-reum and Kang Cheol-jin.
“You seem to know each other, but… you’re not going to do anything funny, are you?”
“…Huh?”
Kang Cheol-jin’s face registered his bewilderment. What was this woman saying to his face?
‘I can’t say I don’t understand.’
Honestly, he was offended, but he also understood her concern. Even if they knew each other, he was still a man. She was understandably worried about entrusting a drunk girl to him.
Still, he couldn’t help but feel offended.
The woman, seemingly aware of her rudeness, spoke in a softer tone.
“Sorry for being suspicious. But I still think it’s better if I just put her in a taxi…”
However, her words were rendered moot.
“Mmm? Kang Cheol? Kang Cheol-ieeee!”
Ms. Pi A-reum, having regained consciousness, spoke.
“Sexy! Kang Cheol, let’s have SEX!”
“…”
“…”
Kang Cheol-jin felt his face burning as he put his hand to his forehead.
“I, uh… can take her now, right?”
“…”
The woman silently nodded.
Carrying A-reum on his back, he headed for his apartment. A-reum, draped over him, nuzzled her soft cheek against his neck and mumbled,
“Lately… you haven’t been playing with me… Kang Cheol is bad!”
“Yes, yes. I’m a bad guy.”
Had she been feeling neglected? He felt a pang of guilt.
“Work it, dildo!”
What the hell was she talking about?
“…This girl? I’m a dildo? You’ve been thinking that all along?”
“Best onahole here! Thrust it in!”
“Crazy bitch…”
Not only did she treat him like a dildo, but she also considered herself a living onahole. It was so absurd he could only laugh. Was this girl’s entire existence about sex?
Thwack!
“Ow! Don’t pull my hair!”
“Hee hee hee! Run, dildoooo!”
“Be quiet!”
“Booby rub attack!”
Suddenly, she rubbed her breasts against his back. Honestly, it felt good, but he was more annoyed.
‘This girl has no sense of danger.’
What if he hadn’t answered her call? What if that woman hadn’t been there to protect her?
She could have been in serious trouble. Those bastards, even with the woman standing in their way, they shamelessly pretended to be with her.
‘This is annoying. Should I have just fought them?’
He’d been a bit of a tough guy when he was younger. Well, in elementary school, anyway.
‘Fighting is not my thing.’
He should just be grateful he didn’t get hit. It was a 2-on-1 situation, after all. Well, the pierced woman was there, but even so, he couldn’t expect a woman to help him in a fight.
Arriving home, he practically threw A-reum down.
“Ugh. I feel nauseous…”
“Don’t throw up. I’ll get you some water.”
He brought her a bottle of water. A-reum took it and gulped it down.
“Haaa… ”
“Ugh, the smell of alcohol. Are you feeling any better?”
“I need the bathroom…”
She stumbled toward the bathroom.
He watched her go, speechless and dumbfounded, then sighed and washed the cup. Suddenly, a surge of anger rose from his gut.
“Should I really hit her…?”
Did she even realize what kind of situation she’d been in? Or had her constant sex-crazed talk finally turned her into an animal?
‘A pretty girl like that is bound to attract men.’
She wasn’t just pretty; she’d even been scouted on the street by an entertainment agency. Men were inevitably drawn to her. But she was incredibly careless.
Alright, when she comes out of the bathroom, she’s getting at least three flicks on the forehead. He had to knock some sense into her. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be able to calm down.
….
A-reum wasn’t coming out of the bathroom.
Worried, he knocked on the door.
“A-reum?”
“…”
“A-reum.”
“…”
“Hey!”
He flung the door open to find A-reum asleep on the toilet. Her pants and underwear were pulled down, and her head was lolling back and forth.
He gaped, dumbfounded.
“This… wow, seriously! Huh!”
“Snore…”
Drool dribbled from the corner of her mouth.
Trickle…
Shit, she was peeing herself in her sleep.
“You crazy bitch!”
He yelled, but it was no use. She showed no signs of waking up.
He stared into space for a moment, then ran his hands through his hair. Wow, this was what true anger felt like. He should have fought those guys earlier. If they were in front of him now, 2-on-1 be damned, he felt like he could beat them all up.
“Haa, haa. This is infuriating. How do I deal with this?”
He panted like a madman, then let out a deep sigh.
…First, he had to clean up.
He tore off some toilet paper and reached between A-reum’s legs. Some urine had dribbled down her thighs. Please tell him she hadn’t also pooped.
Thankfully, it seemed like it was just pee.
“But where the hell is the urethra?”
He knew where the penis went, but he wasn’t sure where the pee came out. How could he know? He had a general idea, but of course, he didn’t know the exact location.
“Tsk. I’ll just wipe everything.”
He grabbed some wet wipes and thoroughly cleaned A-reum’s entire genital area. It was strange. He was touching the private parts of a stunningly beautiful woman, but he didn’t feel even the slightest bit aroused.
That’s when it happened.
“Ugh!”
“Hey, hey! Don’t!”
“Blech. Bleargh!”
“Holy shiiiiiit─!”
Should he just kill her…?
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