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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Vine
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Chirp, chirp.
A bird’s chirping disturbed his deep sleep.
He turned over, feeling something soft on his face.
…What is it?
He grabbed it.
He couldn’t resist touching a soft thing. That was just how men were.
“Hnng…”
A groan made him wake up.
He remembered last night.
The scent of sex in the room.
Luna’s arms around him.
Her tail wrapped around his waist.
He was glad he had reincarnated.
He had to do Yui next.
He sat up, his dick still hard. He wondered if his penis was a nanomachine.
He woke Luna up.
“Luna, wake up.”
“Haaawn… okay…”
Luna yawned and rubbed her eyes. She was always the first to wake up. She must have been tired after last night.
He watched her put on her clothes, binoculars in his hands.
“…What are you looking at?”
“Your breasts.”
“…”
She had nothing to say to that. It was better to be honest than to lie.
She covered her chest and ran into the shower.
He went to get his clothes.
He kicked a large object on the ground.
“Oh! Motherfucker!”
“Oink!”
It was the pig. He had left him there after having his fun.
He didn’t want to touch him, so he decided to leave him there.
“The workers will clean it up.”
It was typical to do something and disappear.
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He finished showering and left the room. Yui came out from the room opposite, looking surprised.
“G-good morning…”
“Yeah.”
Her face was red.
Was she really thinking that? He was getting tired of the “for some reason” excuses.
“Hey, Yui.”
“Y-yes!”
“You heard, right?”
Her face was like a hot pot of rice. She nodded.
She must have heard everything.
“What are you two doing?”
“She said she was listening to us.”
“What…?”
“No I wasn’t!”
Luna looked panicked.
She was always so composed, but not now.
Her moans had been loud.
“Let’s finish this.”
He was getting tired.
He would get his reward and go do other things.
He left the inn and headed for the Count’s mansion.
On their way to the guild.
“They’re working hard this morning.”
It was already afternoon, but the workers in the town seemed to be very busy.
“They seem to be having problems.”
“They’ll figure it out. Let’s just go.”
The guild looked chaotic.
It wasn’t as peaceful as when they first arrived.
He was about to walk away, when…
“Oh! You! You’re the adventurers who took the missing person request, right?”
“Shimada! Run away!”
He ran away.
And then he got caught.
“Why did you call us? We’re busy.”
“There’s an emergency request.”
He had jokingly said he hoped there would be an emergency request, but not like this!
Was it Deluxe Fighter?
He wanted to relax and enjoy the ocean, but the world kept throwing things at him.
Aren’t I an extra?
He knew the protagonist was alive, but why an emergency request?
He went inside the guild to hear the details.
“You, you’re…!”
They were talking to him.
He looked at the source of the voice. A familiar red-haired pretty boy.
It was Arthur, pointing at Yui.
Oh. He’s the reason this is happening.
He shouldn’t be here.
Why was he?
He would punch him first.
Thwack!
He punched him in the head.
“Guh!”
He whined.
“Wait! What are you doing?!”
He saw other figures.
Tia Roseberry, who was blocking his path.
And Riche Winchester, and a brunette, Stella. The harem was expanding.
The protagonist was slacking off, but his luck with women was amazing.
“I just don’t like your face. You want a turn?”
He wasn’t interested in her.
He’d kill her if she tried to get in his way.
He had hit Arthur, and he was now shaking his head as if recovering from a daze.
“I don’t know why you’re with her, but she’s the Vampire Queen! She needs to be killed!”
How did he know about Yui?
Why should I act dumb and make the situation more complicated?
He decided to be direct.
“Hey. Are you a reincarnator?”
“…!”
He was one.
“N-no…!”
“You’re clearly a reincarnator, you idiot.”
*Thwack!*
“Guh!”
His expression confirmed it.
“Are… you…?”
He used sign language to answer.
He showed him a “mountain”, which meant “yes” in korean slang.
Arthur became arrogant.
“Haha! I’m the protagonist! You’re just an extra. So know your place and give me that woman!”
“Okay, toilet.”
“T-toilet!? Are you talking about me!?”
He cleaned up after the main characters, just like a toilet did.
“There are no toilets here, so you are a cesspool.”
“Y-you…!”
He was a character who did as he pleased, but he was a bit stupid.
“Haaawn… I’m tired. Let’s finish this and go.”
He was about to go, but then….
“You can’t just go. You need to kill her!”
Arthur drew his sword, pointing it at Yui.
“H-hic…!”
She hid behind him.
That was how you aroused the protector instinct.
“Why are you picking on her!”
*Thwack!*
“Guh!”
Three hits were best.
He had to hope he didn’t have a concussion.
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Wow, just like that, exposed
I wish this would happen in every novel. Dam
Wow. Just, wow. Everytime I read this novel, I feel I don’t say it enough but this writing & storytelling style are so damn FRESH!!!
It perfectly captures the feeling of reading a new book – not knowing what will happen & making you curious how the plot will progress.
Most stories play it safe using fixed patterns ie., being stuck in a mold. But this author man, this author will have none of that.
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Just when you think the plot will be predictable, it pulls the rug from under you. It’s like the first time you experience getting tricked & pushed down a water slide. I have nothing but high praise for this novel, man. What a great pick this is. I hope the quality stays consistent in the later chapters.