I Was Sucked Into a Shady Gender-Reversal Novel – Chapter 0

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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Teottry
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“Urk…”

Consciousness returned naturally. Like waking up after a deep, dreamless sleep, the morning felt sweeter and more refreshing than usual.

“Haaahm…”

My body felt incredibly light. Unbelievably so. With this level of energy, even a Monday morning wouldn’t stop me from sprinting to work or school.

A perfect morning, wasn’t it?

Beyond my closed eyes, I felt the sunlight, and a cool breeze blew in, and…

“Byubyut~ Bubyubyut~”

lovely bird sounds grazed my ears…

“hmm…?”

Just a moment.

While I could recognize the sounds of sparrows or pigeons, this unfamiliar birdsong suddenly filled me with unease.

What kind of bird sang making a “Byubyut~” sound?

The unease that once started blooming made me doubt all the sensations coming to me,

the fluffy pillow I was resting my head on felt as if it were grass,

the fan wind blowing in was as if it were wind from inside a forest,

and the lightness of my body that I had only felt as comfortable, wasn’t it feeling like the sensation of nakedness as if I had stripped off my clothes!

“Huh?”

Shit, what was it?

The place I opened my eyes was not my approximately 5-pyeong studio apartment, but inside a strange forest where some round-looking birds were flying around flapping their small wings. (A pyeong is a Korean unit of area and floorspace, equal to a square kan or 36 square Korean feet)

“What?! What the hell is this?!”

I rarely talked to myself, but panic made me blurt out everything. I clearly fell asleep in my apartment, but I woke up naked and abandoned in a forest?

I quickly sat up and looked around. This wasn’t the time to worry about scrub typhus or itai-itai disease from lying on the grass. Wait, isn’t itai-itai disease from polluted water, not grass? Whatever…

Regardless, I frantically scrambled around, searching for my clothes. But all I could find was densely packed grass.

If this was a hidden camera prank, they must have put in a lot of effort, so I needed to give them a great reaction.

However, to see it that way, my naked body, stripped bare without even a single piece of underwear, was the problem, and since nowadays broadcasting stations, if they were to do such nonsensical human rights violation acts, everyone’s necks would have flown off, it didn’t seem like a hidden camera prank they had prepared. It was my own logical deduction.

“Byubyut~ Byubyut~”

The round birds flying through the air one by one since a while ago were of a bizarre shape that I had never seen in my life.

Rather than saying they were birds, I figured expressing it as cotton balls clumped roundly might have been more correct. I simply could not understand how they could fly having such a bizarre appearance.

But I didn’t have time to focus on them. Because the current situation was extremely dangerous, you see.

A forest! I woke up alone in a forest! How dangerous could this be?!

However, suddenly a thought grazed my mind. As I accepted the sudden environmental change, I finally gained enlightenment.

‘Fuck. I was reincarnated into another world. This is a hundred percent reincarnation! No, wait. Was it not reincarnation but transmigration?’

That’s right. Wasn’t this the reincarnation world that I had heard here and there!

There was no need to do the foolish act of debating whether it was reincarnation or transmigration. As for then, the fact that I myself had been placed in a completely new environment was important, and since the thing I had to do first in this kind of situation was clear, I had to take care of that first.

‘Alright, Status Window!’

…

There was no Status Window. Fuck.

I’d often thought, “Give me more story instead of this crap,” whenever I saw status windows in stories, but now that I was stranded in a new world, I desperately wished for even the most rudimentary status window to appear.

‘It’s okay. It’s okay… For now, if there were no Status Window, it wasn’t something like a Game Fantasy, I saw. Still, if I came to another world, there were definitely things like special privileges, so I just needed to find that.’

Sometimes there were indeed situations that were irresponsibly, sending someone flying somewhere abruptly without any abilities, but thinking ‘Surely I won’t experience such a terrible tragedy, right..’.

I examined my body as quickly as possible.

Wouldn’t there also have been the act of preventing the crisis of this other world with things like markings that were engraved somewhere on my body?

‘There it is!’

As expected, a very special marking was engraved near my wrist. At that moment, as I was quickly examining it and trying to figure out the method of use!

‘Ah. I remembered.’

My memory returned.

Yesterday, as usual, I read works from Novelpia.

I read a peculiar novel. It was a Yandere story.

Always, I was someone who held a vague sense of rejection regarding the Regret-Obsession-Anguish 3-piece set and the Yandere tag, but thinking ‘how about trying to understand their culture at least once’, my intention was just to ‘try it out’.

However, what I chose was not a novel with a simple ‘fashion Yandere’ feel. If I had only read the comments of the pioneers that they had left in chapter 1, surely nothing would have happened.

‘Fuck! What the hell kind of fucking terrible novel was that!’

From my standpoint, it was a novel I simply could not understand.

No, it was obvious that the man leads on top of the woman, but in that novel, wasn’t it that the woman actually took the male protagonist while really beating him! The woman! How could a woman!

Still, I endured firmly and held back my words. With a vague belief that the author must have had their own thoughts and philosophy…!!

A faith that someday, the protagonist would discipline the heroines with his dick and bring them all to their knees…!!

‘Shit!’

But the novel ended with him being relentlessly fucked until the very end. He even stabbed his own legs and became crippled while declaring his complete submission.

I simply could not hold back my anger, so I left a long comment to the author.

[Staying up all night reading, I wrote this comment. It was a truly damn trash-grade novel. As for the heroines, I really wanted to beat them to death, and the male protagonist was damn swayed/pushed around. Even if the writing skill was good, that was all it was. It was unpleasant the entire time I read it. Since it was an unpleasant novel where the values of a pervert-like author who made him be eaten by force were fully revealed, those who were planning to read it, i warned you. Please leave. Please do not read it. You would be harmed.]

It was my own form of justice realization. It was just the act of setting up a signpost for readers like me whose hearts would be hurt after reading that novel.

But, wasn’t it that one reply was immediately posted?

[I am sorry. Because my novel was lacking, it seemed I had given the reader an unpleasant experience.]

Upon that, I became very soft-hearted. Suddenly thinking, I realized that author also only wanted to write according to their own taste, but because I got too excited, it was that I felt like I might have hurt him.

And so, I again posted a comment.

[I apologize. I think I got too carried away with my comment.]

He also posted a reply to me.

[No, it’s not. Next time, I will try writing a better novel, so please, I hope it suits the reader’s taste. It’s a Male-Female Reversal novel, and it’s content about going around in order to escape the Male-Female Reversal Fantasy World using the Save & Load ability.]

After seeing that reply, I could not close my mouth.

In the end, that author clearly was a person who had their own firm…

A firm preference for… [being fucked by women].

The act of leaving a comment of anger to him was truly regrettable, but I no longer left comments to him.

Because I felt that no matter how much I spoke, we would not understand each other, you see.

Thus, I fell asleep after.

And then, this was how it was.

“Fuck, fuck, fuck! That dog-fucking bastard!”

I didn’t know what the hell the reason was, but it was clear that I was sucked into the novel of that pervert-like author guy.

I gained conviction from the word ‘[Save & Load]’ that was engraved on my wrist. It was that I had come into the novel of that pervert bastard.

‘Wait. Clearly… he said it was the next novel? Then wasn’t it that he hadn’t even started writing yet?’

Suddenly such a question also entered my mind, but I no longer had time to delay.

As for the content that bastard had left in the comment, I remembered it very clearly, and in that place, [Male-Female Reversal Fantasy World] was clearly written.

What was called Male-Female Reversal was the act of depicting a world where women were superior and men were inferior, where women were stronger in strength also and were better in abilities also, so it was a world where they went around seducing men.

I remembered having poured out intense vulgar insults to the guys who mention such Male-Female Reversal works in novel communities, etc., and now, based on the content that they had spoken of, I had to search for a method to survive.

‘Shit…’

Moreover, if it was a super sexy Male-Female Reversal work from Novelpia’s side, wasn’t it content where the male protagonist was damn taken/eaten by the neighborhood women even if he just went around!

I had to cover my body that was naked with everything i can and run away. But where to?

“Whew…”

For now, in order to calm down my too-overheated brain, I clutched my head. If I got excited, I could not think properly.

But due to the appearance of my arm that was reflected in my eyes, I could not help but get even more excited.

“Ah, Fuck.”

The weight training I had started since entering university.

My rugged body that I gained from that weight training disappeared without a trace, and wasn’t it that there were only some thin and soft child-like forearms!

As it was, because I heard words saying ‘you’re like a woman’ a lot, it was something I had worked tremendously hard at, but because it became bubbles in an instant, anger boiled up bubbling from inside.

“You dog-fucking bastard!!”

Unable to endure, I spat it out. I didn’t know if he was hearing it, but I would surely go back to my original world and take that bastard’s neck.

But, the one who heard that voice was not the author.

“Huh? What is it?”

It was that some female bandit who seemed like she had just finished urinating, walking over awkwardly clutching her pants!

As if she had just finished relieving herself!

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Let’s Fucki’n go!