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Translator: cyno
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The wait wasn’t long. Shortly after laying the unconscious Iruna down, the crystal at the checkpoint entrance began flashing.
What excuses will these attempted rapist-NTR bastards come up with? The moment they lost Iruna, they must’ve realized they were screwed and prepared some excuse.
Should I listen first then bash their skulls? Or just skip straight to bashing?
While I was debating, the bald party appeared. All four of them were present. I shot them a murderous glare, and the bald leader broke into a nervous sweat, bowing obsequiously.
“Heehee. Guard-nim! All’s well, I hope?”
“No.”
Beads of sweat trickled down the hairless scalp of the bald man. If I jam my club into that head, will it slip from the sweat? My fingers twitched with the urge to test it.
Just as I tightened my grip on the club, the bald man suddenly lunged at me. This bastard actually dared to attempt a guard’s life?!
“Die! Die!!”
“Ghk— Spare us!!”
“Have mercy!!”
With their leader’s skull cracked, the other three instantly dropped face-first to the ground. I’d meant to knock him out in one hit, but the sweat ruined it. No wonder he wasn’t wearing a helmet—he traded hair and defense for evasion.
Annoyed, I struck him again. Tears streamed down the bald man’s face.
“We’re sorry!”
“Then why’d you do something worth apologizing for, huh? You rape-happy bastards thought attempted murder of a guard was no big deal?”
“Huh?”
The bald man’s eyes widened. His expression pissed me off, so I hit him once more. Three red marks now adorned his shiny head as he shrieked in pain.
“N-No! We’d never dare!”
“Then what?!”
“W-We… we were trying to give you this!”
Even while getting beaten, the bald man had been clutching something tightly. He opened his palm, revealing four 10-copper coins.
“How tragic.”
Your wallets must be pathetic. That golden-haired guy earlier slipped me a whole silver just to turn a blind eye to smuggled condoms, but you scum think 40 coppers will cover your crimes?
Who do you take me for, some beggar? No—the more I think about it, the angrier I get. Forty coppers? If they pooled it, that’s just ten coppers per person.
“Heehee… What’s so tragic?”
“That the authority of this kingdom has fallen so low.”
“Huh?”
No more talk. My enraged club spat flames.
“GYAAAH! Why?!”
“You bastards think guards are a joke? Bribing us after committing crimes? Judging by your confidence, this isn’t your first time! You vicious criminals!”
The bald gang didn’t even dare to resist, taking the beating helplessly. Not like they could’ve fought back anyway—the club I wielded was imbued with an authority they could never defy.
A strength no amount of training or magic could overcome. The absolute, unchallengeable power of the law.
Attempted rape? In this game’s world, it’d only land them a few months in jail. But bribing a guard? Minimum one-year sentence. Attempted murder of an officer? Hanging.
Meanwhile, if a guard gets caught taking bribes, it’s just a slap on the wrist—a few months’ pay cut. No wonder guards in these games are always skipping work to fuck—low risk, high reward.
After a thorough thrashing, I looked down at the four criminals sprawled like frogs. Ah… So this is the ‘power’ of a game-world guard. My might is truly terrifying.
“What are you doing?”
Just as I was about to bask in my dominance, a familiar voice cut in. Shit, if she saw this, it’ll be a black mark on my record. Please tell me she missed most of it.
Serika, who’d just entered, stared at me and the bald men with disbelief.
“Welcome, Captain Serika!”
“Uh-huh. What’s all this? Never mind—don’t answer. I can guess.”
Serika scanned the checkpoint silently, making me sweat. Did I overstep?
No. I only did my duty as a guard—no reason to panic. And I’ve got my pride as a man. If I cower in front of a woman who’ll soon be my fucktoy, even stray dogs would laugh at me.
‘Besides, Serika’s a by-the-book captain.’
Going by the original game’s logic, she’d be proud, not scold me. Sure enough, after picking up the coins from the floor, she patted my shoulder.
“Caught some bribe-offering scum, huh? Good job.”
“Yes. And that’s not all—they attacked me when bribing failed.”
“Seriously? And you subdued them? Impressive.”
“It was nothing—”
“You lying bastard!!”
The bald leader, whom I’d thought was unconscious, suddenly lifted his head—so I kicked his jaw. A few teeth scattered across the floor.
“Hahaha! Now that’s what I call decisive! I like it. A real man’s gotta be like this. Nothing like the rumors from training.”
“I merely disciplined criminals who dared defy the kingdom’s laws.”
“Drop the formal speech—it’s annoying.”
Too hard for you, airhead? Your brains are as underdeveloped as your chest.
“But why’d they try bribing you?”
“Huh?”
“They must’ve had a reason before attacking.”
Shit. What do I do? If I tell the truth, Serika’ll take Iruna away—turning tonight’s planned sex party into a sad solo session.
“Uhh…”
Iruna groaned, stirring awake from the noise. Goodbye, my pretty pussy. Tonight’s feast is canceled.
Wait—it’s not too late. I’ll sweet-talk her into coming home with me.
“You okay? Must’ve been scary, huh?”
I cut Serika off, preempting her interference. Still dazed, Iruna noticed the bald men on the floor, panicked, and clung to me.
“Eeek!!”
“It’s fine. I took care of the rapists. You’re safe now.”
“Guard-nim…”
The way her chest pressed against my stomach was very satisfying. I shouldn’t smile, but I couldn’t help it. Serika, watching us, let out a dry chuckle.
“I see what happened. Hey, you alright?”
“Eeek!!”
“She’s in bad shape. Should I take her to the clinic?”
“No need. Since she’s under my care, I’ll handle it.”
Given Serika’s personality, she wouldn’t just hand her over. But no harm in trying—better than regretting inaction later.
As expected, Serika frowned.
“No. You did well, but you’re still a man. She’ll feel safer with me.”
She reached for Iruna but grabbed only air—Iruna dodged and clung to me like a cicada.
“N-No! I want Guard-nim to take me.”
Nice assist, Iruna! I almost feel bad for planning to take advantage of such a sweet girl. Don’t worry—I’ll be gentle your first time.
“Sma’s a man too—you sure?”
“Y-Yes. If not for him, I’d have… suffered worse.”
“What’d you do to earn this trust?”
“I gave her a return scroll. For emergencies.”
“A return scroll?”
Why’s she surprised? I just grabbed it from the storage box under the desk.
“You bought it with your own money? Damn. Seeing a new side of you today.”
Now it was my turn to be shocked. Is she really this clueless? Let’s test her.
“Yes. I took it from the box under the desk.”
“That empty thing? Perfect for storing stuff. Anyway, since it’s like this, you handle her. Got it?”
“Handle her,” my ass—that’s a threat. But I’m not some coward who caves to intimidation.
“Understood.”
“Good. I’ll lock up here—you take her to the clinic, then clock out.”
“Got it. Iruna, holding me like that will make walking hard. Take my hand instead.”
“Ah! S-Sorry.”
“No need. It’s fine. Here, wear this—your clothes are torn.”
“Thank you.”
“Let’s go.”
Supporting Iruna, I left the checkpoint. Behind me, Serika called out:
“Oh, right! After dropping her off, head to Honey Pub. First day on the job and you already bagged results—drinks are on me. Got it?”
“Understood.”
I gritted my teeth. Trying to get me drunk to prevent “incidents,” huh? You underestimate my lust. I won’t get drunk. Not a chance.
As we walked, passersby whispered:
“A guard dragging a woman? Hope she’s a criminal.”
“Please let it be a public execution. With her looks, I could nut at least a few times.”
“Premature ejaculation freak. You think more loads mean higher pregnancy odds? One strong shot’s all you need.”
Iruna flinched at the vulgar comments. Perfect chance. Time to deploy my polished persuasion skills.
“Hear that, Iruna? City folks aren’t kind. Who knows when they’ll pounce on you?”
“Eep!”
“Even the clinic’s risky. Heard healers nowadays grope patients under the guise of treatment. Compared to that, my inspection was nothing.”
“T-Then what do I do?”
She’s already folding? I had more arguments ready, but she’s too gullible.
“You haven’t secured lodging, right? How about staying at my place?”
“Your place?”
Iruna looked up at me. Those shimmering eyes… I want to devour her.
“…I trust you, Guard-nim.”
“Thank you. Then let’s go.”
Wait… where is my place again? Damn it, Author-nim! If you’re gonna isekai me, at least leave me the host’s memories. Now I’m lost in my own damn city.
Later…
Somehow, Sma found his way home. Since he had to attend the “work party,” Iruna stayed behind alone.
‘This is Guard-nim’s house…’
Lying on a bed far softer than her family’s back home, Iruna sank into thought. Today had been eventful. The city, her first time visiting, felt harsher than her hometown. The Hunter license process was humiliating—she’d bared her body to a guard, had her breasts groped like toys, and even lost her virginity to his fingers.
‘I really thought he’d impregnate me then…’
She’d trembled, too afraid to resist lest she be branded a criminal. But Guard-nim had backed off, his professional demeanor making it seem like just part of the inspection.
The potion and return scroll he’d given her moved her deeply—more kindness than she’d ever known, having worked menial jobs since childhood to support her elderly parents and younger siblings. She’d nearly cried.
Facing monsters had been terrifying, but remembering his kindness gave her courage. She vowed to become a successful Hunter to repay him—even her magic flowed smoother with that resolve.
But her proud spells failed against the bald Hunters. When they tore her clothes, half-mocking, she’d wanted to bite her tongue and die—only her family’s reliance on her earnings stopped her.
When her robe was ripped, baring her skin, she recalled the return scroll Guard-nim had given her.
Desperate, she activated it—and it brought her straight to him. The sight of his cold, dutiful face had been so reassuring.
‘Guard-nim is my savior. That scary woman called him… Sma?’
Sma Guard-nim. Repeating his name brought back the memory of his hands—the thick fingers that had led her here, the firm shoulders she’d leaned on.
And the hands that had touched her breasts and pussy. Having never masturbated before, the pleasure was entirely new. Just remembering it made her spine tingle.
‘Sma…nim…’
True to her game-heroine nature, Iruna’s body was hypersensitive. Without realizing, she cupped her breasts. Had Sma seen her, he’d have cheered—“First masturbation scene on Day 2? Perfect!”
“Nngh… Sma-nim…”
Just touching her breasts wasn’t enough. Mustering courage, she pinched her nipples—but it lacked the pleasure his touch had given.
Guess I have to touch down there… Swallowing dryly, she slowly slid a hand into her panties—
When Sma appeared.
“!!!”
Iruna froze in shock. Sma could only stare in disbelief.
“Look at this. Told you to behave, and here you are, fingering yourself.”
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