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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Cyno
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After the intense sex, I passed out and fell asleep, only to wake up later. No matter how young I was, ejaculating double-digit times in a day must have been too much—my lower back and thighs were throbbing painfully.
If I were still at the treatment center, I could’ve at least gotten some medicine, but being at home meant I had to endure the pain. Maybe I should’ve stayed hospitalized for another day.
But regrets are always too late. I wiggled my toes to loosen up my muscles and only then realized I was alone in bed.
I didn’t hear the shower running—where did she go?
“Iruna?”
No answer. Where did she go? I looked around and spotted a box in the corner I hadn’t seen before. It sparkled like an item effect from an RPG, making it impossible to ignore.
Struggling to walk over, I touched the box, and out came three yellow potions and a piece of parchment.
[Low-Grade Stamina Potion x3]
[Recipe for Three Types of Low-Grade Potions]
As soon as I took the items, the box disappeared. A gift from the creator, perhaps. Moments like these really reminded me that this wasn’t reality but a game world.
The parchment contained instructions for making a health potion with Sun Herb, a mana potion with Mana Herb, and a stamina potion with Mint.
Huh, this recipe is a bit different from the one in Isekai Alchemist, the adult game from Isekai Studio. In that one, you needed additional ingredients to make potions, but with this recipe, as long as you controlled the water amount, heat, and time, you could make them easily.
In other words, money was practically free now. Even with the Isekai Alchemist recipe, you could cut costs significantly and dominate the market with competitive pricing—but this was even cheaper.
The problem was how to sell them. As a guard, I couldn’t exactly set up a street stall myself, and sending Iruna out to do business was worrying. She was pretty, kind, and innocent—how was she supposed to handle sales?
So the best approach was to either license the recipe and collect royalties or sell the harvested crops alongside the potions.
Luckily, I already knew someone who could help—Yuna, from the magic shop. I’d use this opportunity to repay my debt to her and slowly deepen our relationship.
And then… Heh heh.
“Sma-nim? What are you thinking about?”
“I was thinking about you. Where’d you go?”
My quick response worked. Iruna blushed and waved the watering can in her hand.
“I was watering the garden! I actually helped with farming back in my hometown too. Crops usually take months to grow, but these sprout up so fast every day—it’s really fun!”
Iruna… You’re good at cooking, great at sex, and now you’re good at growing crops too? Is there anything you can’t do?
“Good job.”
I tried to pat her head, but my arm twinged. Ugh, damn, I’m sore. This is when I need a stamina potion.
I popped the cap off and chugged it in one go. Energy surged through my body, and my exhausted muscles felt revitalized. It’s called a stamina potion, but in adult games, it was often used as a stamina recovery potion.
“What’s that?”
“Stamina potion. Wanna try?”
“Yes!!”
Iruna gulped it down cutely. Adorable. Watching her fondly, she suddenly perked up in excitement.
“Whoa! This is amazing! Health potions only heal wounds, but this actually restores energy and relieves fatigue!”
“Pretty effective, right? Let’s drink these when we get tired from sex.”
“Okay…”
Blushing, Iruna giggled bashfully. She was so lovable I couldn’t help but hug her. As she nuzzled against my chest, she suddenly remembered something and exclaimed.
“Oh, right! There was a letter outside!”
“A letter? Oh, right—Tanya said she’d send one.”
“Who’s Tanya?”
“Remember how I got hospitalized because of the mandrake? She’s the hunter I saved back then. Can I see the letter?”
“Here.”
The stationery was as clean as modern paper. The decorative edges and the wax seal gave it an old-fashioned charm.
[Hi? I’ve never written a letter before, so I’m not sure how to start. First, thank you for saving me. I already said it that day, but I wanted to say it again.
Also, I’m doing well. I got scolded by my dad for sneaking into the dungeon without telling anyone, but my house arrest should be over soon. Oh, right! My dad said he’s grateful and wants to meet you.
You know, since you saved me after I lost my purity to the dryad…]
I paused there. Tanya’s words weren’t entirely true. The dryad never touched her hymen—I was the one who broke it.
She must have planted false information in case the letter got leaked. I was a little worried, but it’s good that Tanya’s sharp.
“Huh. I see.”
Iruna, who had glued herself to my side to read along, was only half as smart as Tanya. Well, that was part of her charm. Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses.
[My dad wants to thank you too. He’s planning to invite you to our territory, but he knows being a guard makes it hard to get time off. So coming to our place might be difficult, right?
I’m guessing he’ll probably send a knight to check on how you work. If some high-ranking person shows up suddenly, don’t panic. And if they cause trouble, let me know. I’ll scold them for you.
Hmm… I’m not sure what else to write. If you’re not too busy, I’d love a reply. It’d make me really happy.
Well then, bye. Once my house arrest is over, I’m heading back to the dungeon! I’ll come see you then!]
How innocent. So innocent. Is this the charm of letters? As part of the smartphone generation, I never understood why people used to exchange love letters, but now I get it.
As I tucked the letter away, I felt Iruna’s gaze on me. She looked a little down.
“So… this Tanya person is like Elizabeth unnie?”
“Yeah.”
“Hmm…”
Suddenly, Iruna hugged me tightly. Her soft chest pressed against mine, and it felt amazing. This is the true joy of having a big-breasted girl.
“What? You don’t like it?”
“It’s just… thinking about other women around Sma-nim makes my chest feel prickly.”
“Don’t worry. You were my first, and even if others come along, I won’t abandon you.”
Like I said before, I hate sharing or NTR. Even if it turns into a trophy collection, I’m never letting go.
“Really? I was your first?”
“Yeah. You’re my first woman.”
“Hehe.”
Iruna smiled contentedly and kissed my cheek. The warmth lingered, making my heart feel cozy. And my dick too.
Just earlier, it had been completely drained and numb, but after drinking the stamina potion, it had recovered.
“Sma-nim’s thing is poking my thigh.”
“It’s because I like you too much. So…”
I lifted Iruna into my arms.
“Nooo. Breakfast will get cold.”
“We’ll finish quickly and eat.”
But I never got to eat breakfast. Once I tasted Iruna’s pussy, I couldn’t stop—we went at it like beasts until well past lunch.
I drank the remaining stamina potions too. I’d planned to stop after a quick session, but before I knew it, the sun was setting. Time to go flirt with Yuna.
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Ding-a-ling
The bell rang as I entered the shop with the sign Yuna’s Magic Store. The sign and bell weren’t there last time—must’ve been added recently.
“Welcome! Ah! Guard-nim!”
The same clumsy-looking sorceress greeted me. She bowed, and her pointed hat nearly fell off.
“Eek!”
Yuna quickly caught it and looked up. What even is this adorable creature? Just looking at her is healing.
The portly sorcerer behind the counter, flipping through a magic book, smiled like a proud dad. Wait, that guy’s already here?
He’s a dangerous man who could steal Yuna’s virginity. I glared at him, and he coughed awkwardly before scurrying away.
“Have a nice day!”
“Does he come here often?”
I subtly positioned myself as a regular while gathering intel on the competition. Working part-time had honed my phrasing.
“No, this is his first time. He saw the magic books my grandfather made and said the quality was good, so he’d visit often.”
“Business must be good. Soon, this place might be packed.”
“I wish… Actually, he was only the second customer today. You’re the third.”
No surprise the place was empty. I’d stopped by a few other magic shops to compare prices before coming here.
The potions on display were priced the same everywhere. No wonder she had no customers. Hunters stick to proven shops unless there’s a price difference. If hers had been cheaper, they might’ve switched, but since they weren’t, there was no reason to.
When I pointed this out, Yuna’s expression visibly darkened.
“I know… But there’s nothing I can do. Low-grade potions barely make a profit. If I lower prices any further, I’ll be selling at a loss.”
“Good thing I brought a solution. What if I told you there’s a recipe that cuts costs without reducing effectiveness?”
“Huh? That exists?”
Yuna gasped, then immediately frowned.
“Now that I think about it… that can’t be real. If a recipe that good existed, everyone would be using it. And you wouldn’t have a reason to give it to me.”
“Remember when I said last time that I have a connection with your grandfather? That’s why I’m helping.”
“Really?”
Her emerald-green eyes sparkled under her oversized hat. A different kind of cute compared to Iruna.
“Of course.”
“And there’s really no difference in effectiveness?”
“You can test it yourself. Do you have an alchemy workshop here?”
“Right this way!”
Yuna hurriedly gestured toward a door labeled Staff Only. Inside was a basic workshop cluttered with cauldrons, distillers, and other miscellaneous tools.
“Uh, it’s a bit messy, right? I keep meaning to clean, but after managing the store, I’m too tired. I swear I’m not usually this sloppy! I’m normally very tidy!”
Sure. In the RPG, Yuna’s room wasn’t exactly clean either.
“It feels lived-in. I like it.”
“It smells? But I air it out often…”
“I meant it feels cozy. Now, let’s make a mana potion.”
I hadn’t harvested Sun Herb or Mint yet, so I only brought Mana Herb. After measuring water into a beaker and pouring it into a pot, Yuna gulped when I lit the fire.
“Is it okay if I watch?”
“Of course. I came here to teach you, after all. Seeing it once is better than hearing it a hundred times.”
“That’s a good saying.”
The potion-making process was tedious. Once the thermometer hit 80 degrees, I added the Mana Herb and stirred to evenly distribute its properties. Three minutes clockwise, then counterclockwise… I’ll spare the details.
After about half an hour, ten mana potions were complete.
“Done.”
“You worked hard.”
Yuna carefully wiped my sweat with a handkerchief. She stood on her tiptoes, straining to reach my forehead—adorable.
I bent my knees slightly to make it easier, and she thanked me. Soon, she’ll be offering me something even more precious than gratitude.
“Can I try this?”
“Go ahead. We need to verify the effectiveness.”
“Then… here goes!”
Yuna gulped the potion down like a warrior. She squeezed her eyes shut, concentrating, then suddenly started bouncing excitedly.
“It’s true! My mana recovered! Just Mana Herb, no other ingredients—this is a miracle!”
“Told you. This should attract customers, right?”
“Definitely! Oh, I’m sorry for doubting you. You gave me this amazing opportunity, and I didn’t trust you…”
“I’d have done the same.”
As we chatted warmly, the door burst open, and Hans appeared.
“Noona! I’m ba—Guard-nim?”
The kid—even smaller than Yuna—blinked in surprise. If he’s here, it must be dungeon closing time. Mehya and Serika must be off work too.
“I should get going. I’d love to write the recipe down, but that risks leaks. I’ll visit often to teach you instead.”
“No! I’ll come to you!”
“You’re busy running the shop. Besides, my break ends today—I’m back on duty tomorrow. Let’s meet again after my shift.”
I left coolly, but I caught Hans’ voice behind me.
“Noona…? What’s your relationship with Guard-nim?”
This childhood friend, who’s about to get NTR’d, has some nerve asking. What’s our relationship? The kind where I’ll be fucking your noona soon.
Taking Yuna and doing it in front of Hans sounds fun too. I wonder how his innocent face will twist then.
Lost in pleasant thoughts, I quickened my pace. I spent way too much time with Iruna and was running late. The other two must be waiting.
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We went to the same tavern as last time for dinner and drinks. Sex with Iruna in the morning, chatting with Yuna in the afternoon, and drinking with the girls at night—is this the life of a social elite?
“Over here!”
“You’re a bit late.”
The two, who’d arrived first, greeted me. They’d already started drinking—the bottle was slightly empty.
“Sorry, I stopped somewhere and got delayed.”
“Is that so?”
“…You weren’t with your girlfriend, were you?”
“No. After the mandrake incident, I got paranoid and went to the magic shop to buy some health potions. Gotta be prepared in case something like that happens again.”
“Tch.”
Mehya clicked her tongue. Serika smirked like a well-fed cat and raised her glass.
“I win the bet. I told you to trust Sma.”
“It was a reasonable suspicion. Thought I’d get free drinks, but now I’m paying for everything.”
“Wait, you bet on me?”
“We bet on who’d pay. I’m glad I trusted you.”
What a jackpot. Free drinks. Mehya’s jaw dropped.
“Thought I’d be freeloading off my junior, but look at this. Sma’s really changed. You’ve got a great senior like me, and now that too.”
“That?”
“You don’t know yet.”
Serika chuckled and explained kindly.
“The higher-ups decided the guards’ workload was too heavy, so they’re doing a major recruitment. They’ve already picked new people.”
“Really? So I’m getting a junior?”
“Yep. Even if it’s just a few days’ difference, you’re the senior now. Take good care of them.”
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