I Became the Academy’s Time-Stopping Villain – Chapter 81

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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Vine
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“…Ah…”

The room was dark. A musty smell. A rough, dry feeling in his hand. And the warmth next to him told him what he’d done.

“It’s 4 AM…”

It was too early to be awake. But he had been going at it for five hours straight without even eating. It made sense that he’d passed out.

“Ugh… ow…”

His lower back ached. His groin was sore. He was thirsty. He sat up.

“Hmm…”

Ur-noona wouldn’t let go. She was holding him tight.

“I’m thirsty…”

He tried to pry her arms off, but she was strong.

“Thirsty…?”

“Ah.”

He’d woken her up. She looked at him, her eyes half-open.

“Thirsty…?”

“…Did I wake you?”

“Hmm… wait…”

“Huh?”

She lifted the blanket and placed her hand on her chest. A pale blue aura enveloped her breasts, and they started to get wet.

“Noona, is that…?”

“Chrono,”

You said you were thirsty, right? She cupped her breasts and asked,

“Do you want some…? Chrono’s special milk?”

“……….”

One more round? He was feeling a different kind of thirst. He thought he’d had enough last night, but it seemed like it wasn’t enough. He leaned into her breasts when—

[One more time…?]

“”……….?””

Juno—or rather, Hera— was watching them from the mirror. She had dark circles under her eyes.

[…Ah.]

“”…Ah…””

They made eye contact. ‘…Why is she there?’ Didn’t he break that mirror?

A god’s belongings were special. Even if it couldn’t be completely indestructible, Ur-noona, as one of the Muses, could make her belongings special. Her harp had a unique skill called [Power Chord]. And it turned out that her mirror had a ‘restoration’ trait.

“…Then why did you let the harp break?”

“Instruments need a bit of an antique feel.♪”

“…………”

That was her taste. She had been watching through the restored mirror, waiting for an opportunity to send an oracle. She’d spoken up because she thought they were going to start again.

“Wait a second!”

[My child. I’m very tired. It’s time to sleep.]

“But… I need to ask something.”

He looked at Hera.

“…Did you see everything from beginning to end?”

[My child, I am also the Goddess of Family.]

“Ah… so, to protect the family—”

[—I must make sure that my child has the correct knowledge of sex!]

“………..”

Chronos was like that too. And Hera as well. Ur-noona was always watching through her harp, too. ‘Gods are all peeping toms, I guess’. Well, it made sense. They were always stuck in their temples. They had to resort to such methods to see their apostles. He decided to be generous and forgive Hera.

“I assume you didn’t do it out of selfish desires?”

[…]

“…Right?”

[O-Of course, it was purely for my child. Nothing more.]

He wasn’t so sure.

“So, what is your oracle?”

[Hmm… ahem! Yes. This is my oracle.]

Hera cleared her throat and looked at him with a serious expression.

[There is no need to serve a false god.]

[I sincerely bless your journey.]

[So Chrono, as my child [Heracles], spread your light throughout this world filled with despair!]

“………………”

A noble and dignified voice. He nodded.

“I don’t understand what you mean.”

[…He used to understand…]

Modern children lacked reading comprehension. It was probably because of smartphones. Hera muttered and then continued her oracle.

[Apostles of the 12 Gods.]

[I’m not asking you to save them all.]

[Just save as many as you can.]

[If you save them, if you gain their recognition, you will earn the right to be called my child, and I shall lend you my strength.]

“Ah…”

‘That event.’

The ‘protagonist-only’ event. ‘The Heracles event…’ He had a feeling it was coming when he got the title. The [Heracles Event]. The official harem recognition event. The fundamental reason for NTR becoming a prerequisite for a harem. The ‘Oracle Event’ would begin soon, where oracles would not only reach the protagonist, but also everyone in the world. This would allow the protagonist to become more active, receive financial support, and take more actions per day. But this event usually occurred in the third year.

By then, the NTR’d characters would’ve already been NTR’d. It was like a defensive game where you had to watch the NTR scenes of everyone you couldn’t save. ‘But if I trigger it now…?’

…It would be beneficial. He had knowledge of the game and he could clear content even without any divine powers. He could avoid all of the NTR scenes if he tried.

But—

“What about Ther? Jupiter? Zeus’s Apostle?”

If things went this way, then it would be obvious. Ther would realize that his regression was going wrong, that he was no longer in control. And he didn’t know how Ther would react. He had to make sure that Ther continued the original story. It would be too unpredictable if Ther deviated.
‘But is that really necessary?’

Did he have to be so passive about these events? If he triggered them himself, would he be able to control the outcomes, or at least Ther’s actions? But that would be too exhausting. He wasn’t sure if he could even do it. And if he failed, then it would be straight to the NTR route. He had to do something.

[…You’re quite…]

“…? Why do you look at me like that?”

Hera was looking at him strangely, as if he was some kind of rare animal.

[You are still thinking about others in this situation. You’re too weak to be a hero. But perhaps because of that, you were meant to be a champion!]

“…Are you mistaken or something?”

[Never mind. It’s hard to see it yourself.]

Do not worry about Zeus’s child.

[If Zeus’s child tries to hurt you, then I will stop him!]

“Thank you…?”

[…You do not look happy.]

My child, do not lie before me.

[What troubles you?]

“Well, that is…”

He decided to be honest.

“If you support me, Lady Hera, I doubt Zeus’s apostle will stay still.”

[I told you not to worry about that.]

“No. I’ll be fine, but if he starts a rebellion or something…”

[An apostle? A hero? Would someone like that…

…No, that’s actually possible?]

Even Hera seemed unsure. She sighed and looked at him.

[Then, do you have any suggestions?]

“It would be difficult to take the name of ‘Heracles’ back. So how about having two children?”

[Two? Is that fine with you?]

It wasn’t impossible. Or difficult. But having two children meant splitting your power and influence.

[These should’ve all belonged to you. You would really give away your birthright?]

Would he truly be satisfied?

“Satisfied? Well…”

He answered Hera’s question.

“It’s not my power anyway.”

[!…You mean…!]

“It’s not mine to begin with.”

[…No… no, you shouldn’t think that…!]

“Huh?”

Hera stood up abruptly and yelled at him.

[You have to make sure you guys get together. This is important! If you do anything that will hurt her then I’ll become a demon too, you understand?]

“Uh… we’re already dating?”

[If that’s what you call dating, then Zeus and I are a loving couple!]

“Are you sure about that?”

[I want to cheat, too… I just can’t because I’m worried about my kids…]

“…Whoa.”

He decided not to comment.

[…I almost forgot someone.]

“…Me?”

Hera looked at Ur. She spoke.

[Do you want this child?]

“!…I’ve considered it.”

[It would be a difficult and painful journey. It might even become a curse that will bind you.]

But even so—

[Will you love this ‘child’?]

[Not as a child, but as a husband?]

“…I…”

Hera asked again.

[There are many skilled musicians. This child is just an ordinary person who worked hard. If you are looking for a genius, there are many others.]

“…That may be true—but…”

Ur smiled.

“Skill aside, I’ve fallen for ‘Chrono’s poem’.”

[…You’re a strange one. Your sisters would be shocked.]

“Then I’ll introduce him to all of them, and we’ll have a nine-person wedding—”

[—Don’t even think about it.]

“…It was a joke~♪”

Anyway,

“Isn’t it natural for a beautiful goddess to admire a young hero’s poem?”

[I hope you don’t regret your choice. No, you will regret it. But you must never curse the husband I choose.]

“……………..”

[…I was tricked into marrying him!]

“Ah, okay.”

He didn’t say anything. Hera stood up abruptly and yelled,

[He said he would only look at me! He promised to love only me! How could his love fade after just a century?!]

And his dick is so small!

“…Zeus’s dick, is small?”

That didn’t make any sense.

“Chrono, Zeus was known for being wise.”

“…Yes, I suppose so?”

Ur-noona looked at his bewildered expression.

“Being wise also meant being able to control oneself, and not doing stupid things.”

So, the smaller the dick, the wiser the man. That was the general consensus.

“…Really?”

“Some say that he just made that up because his dick was small.”

“…”

He understood why there was such a big size difference between the protagonist and the villains.