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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Vine
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[Pure Love (No, Agape)]
-A divine weapon that can transform into any equipment.
-Infused with the divine power of Ur, one of the Muses, and the divinity of Hephaestus.
-Always maintains its optimal condition.
-Even a collection of trash is still trash, so do not lose your faith in me.
-Trait: Indestructible (Infinite Durability)
-Trait: Transformation (Can change its form)
-Skill: [Encore Kiss]
-Skill: [Power Chord]
-Skill: [Battle of God’s Music]
[Battle of God’s Music]
-Plays the poems of the gods.
-The effects vary depending on the poem played.
“……???”
The last week before vacation. As I was leaving the hospital, I saw a strange window.
“This is…”
It was probably related to Ur-noona. He took out Agape— what a weird name.
“This is the same as before.”
A light blue dagger. He could feel a faint divine power, similar to the one from Ur-noona’s harp. It had broken easily before, but it had the Indestructible trait this time.
“And if it can transform into anything…”
Was it possible? He focused his mind on what he wanted.
—*Hum!*
Agape began to glow, and it grew larger. It transformed into a light blue sports car.
“It really works?!”
He got in.
“These seats are amazing!”
The cushions were incredibly comfortable. The steering wheel felt perfect in his hands.
“Just need to start the engine, right?”
He reached for the keys— wait, this was a weapon. There were no keys. It should start if he just thought about it. He focused his mind, trying to start the car.
“Let’s go!”
He stepped on the accelerator, and the sports car— didn’t move.
“…Why?!”
It should work! He tried everything, the accelerator, the steering wheel, but nothing. As he sat there, dejected, Mai asked,
“‘Oppa’ stupid?”
No engine, no move.
“…So…”
It was just a fancy shell? He looked at Mai, who patted his shoulder.
“No worries. Mai do it.”
“Do what?”
Mai got out of the car and opened the hood. She got in and closed it. Wait, why did she get in?
—Vroom!
“Whoa!”
The engine roared to life. He accidentally stepped on the accelerator.
—VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
“Whoa, whoa, whoa!”
It didn’t move. It just made a lot of noise.
“What now?”
As he was thinking, he heard Mai’s voice through the car radio.
“‘Oppa’, no wheels, stupid.”
“…It doesn’t even have wheels?”
He got out of the car and checked. It had everything, the brakes, the springs, everything but the wheels.
‘Seriously’ It was like a cake without filling.
Where could he find wheels? He looked at the incomplete car when another window appeared.
[‘Oracle’ has arrived]
[God Chronos: Remember my grace.]
“…Hmm.”
Grace? Grace? Was he referring to… this? He took out Chronos’s Scythe.
—…?
“Hello.”
It was in its usual pistol form. Maybe it was because he’d leveled up, but it felt a bit closer to him. Whatever.
“Can you turn into wheels?”
—…………
“Don’t you know? A lot of people die from car accidents these days.”
—……!
That made sense! Chronos’s Scythe transformed into black clay and moved towards the car. It spread itself on the empty wheel slots and turned into tires. The car was finally complete.
“If this doesn’t work, I’m going to be pissed.”
He’d buy his own car if it was needed.
He got in and stepped on the accelerator.
—Vroom!
“…What?!”
Why?! Why wasn’t it working?! He slammed the accelerator, and Mai’s voice echoed through the radio.
“Gear shift decoration?”
“…Ah.”
“Wear seatbelt. No airbag.”
“Thanks.”
He buckled his seatbelt, shifted gears, and stepped on the accelerator. The car moved smoothly. ‘Ha… seriously’.
‘Even giving it to you isn’t enough’ He was happy that he had a new car and started driving, when—
“No driver’s license?”
“Well, technically, this isn’t a car, so…”
“You’re an academy student, right? Increased penalty.”
“N-No…!”
He got a ticket. For speeding. Mai had been racing a sports car, and her Heavenly Demon Emperor’s Walk hadn’t helped.
Back at the academy. He returned to his dorm and unpacked.
“This is ‘oppa’s’ room.”
“Speaking of which…”
Mai was looking around his room. Where should he let her sleep? He wasn’t too worried.
“I’ll make a bed with the scythe and a blanket with Agape.”
—……?
“Hey, you’ve never heard of anyone being crushed to death by a bed?”
—……….
There was a minor disagreement with the scythe, but it was resolved quickly. He set up a bed next to his and called for Mai.
“Mai, you can sleep here—”
“—Sniff… sniff…”
“…What?”
Mai was sniffing his school uniform. Not in a weird way, just sniffing. He wasn’t sure what to do. He should probably stop her, but—
“…Analysis complete.”
Transformation activated.
Mai spread her wings and covered herself with them. The feathers turned into dust and were absorbed into her body. When the light subsided, she was wearing—
“Now I can stay with ‘oppa’.”
“…My school uniform.”
Did she want to attend classes with him? He looked at her, and she asked,
“Problem?”
“There are too many problems to list…”
He wasn’t powerful or influential enough to enroll her. Would she even understand the lessons? What about the tests? It was impossible. Mai said,
“‘Oppa’ stupid. Now Mai understand.”
“What?”
Why did she keep calling him stupid? Mai shook her head.
“Mai, ‘oppa’s’ summoned beast. Not outsider.”
“…Ah!”
He had forgotten that she was a summoned beast. She was like a pet, or a spirit. There was nothing strange about a pet accompanying its owner to class. ‘But that pet is…’ She was in a uniform, too. Well, spirits could take human forms, too. He was having an existential crisis now.
“Why do you even want to attend classes? They’re not fun.”
“Heavenly Demon must be good at everything!”
“Heavenly Demon again.”
What was she going to say now? He leaned back on his chair.
“Heavenly Demon, strong.”
“That’s right.”
A normal reason.
“Good at cooking.”
“What?”
He was surprised.
“Good at broadcasting.”
“…………”
“Good at magic. Makes lots of money. Makes weapons. Levels up. Sings and dances.”
“Hmm…”
Did she mean…?
“Good at childcare. Good at giving advice. Good at baking bread. Good at everything!”
“……..Okay.”
She’d been borrowing his phone recently.
She had been reading about what it meant to be a Heavenly Demon. He was impressed. After unpacking, he laid down on his bed.
“Haaa…”
It was comfortable. He looked next to him.
“Sniff… sniff…”
“…You were sniffing my clothes earlier, and now you’re sniffing your own uniform?”
Mai was sniffing the sleeve of her uniform. What did she find so interesting about it? It was the smell of fabric softener, and she had made it.
“Good smell.”
“What smell?”
“It smells like…”
Mai turned to him.
“‘Oppa’.”
“…Me?”
It was her own uniform. She explained,
“I copied the smell from your uniform earlier.”
“…Wait a second.”
Wait, did he hear her right?
“So, that means… you didn’t copy the uniform, but the smell?”
“Can change clothes whenever.”
“…You asked me to buy you a Heavenly Demon outfit.”
“…………….”
“Hey?”
Mai turned her head away.
“Mai. Young child. Needs time to grow. Good Heavenly Demon time to sleep now.”
“…Ugh.”
He sighed.
“Should I buy you another one?”
“………?”
“I saw a cool Volcano Sect uniform recently.”
“….Oppa.”
Mai sat up and said,
“Heavenly Demon, first-class martial arts, third-rate woman.”
“???”
“Want to check?”
“Go to sleep.”
He turned away from her.
“…Tsundere?”
“No!”
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The speeding ticket was hilarious.