How To Ruin A Love Comedy – Chapter 24

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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Nekorune
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Later that night…

Matsuda finished getting ready to leave and smiled at Miyuki.

“Get some rest.”

“Yeah…”

If only she could stroll along the beach with Matsuda at night, sharing stories…

Later, she’d even call Tetsuya and the three of them could enjoy yakitori together, building a better relationship between all of them.

But she couldn’t bring herself to say such a thing. It felt way too shameless.

She was already grateful enough that he saved her, and she had even used the excuse of being hungry to keep him from leaving… asking for more would make her seem selfish.

But did he really have to go?

Her family had even offered to get him a hotel room, but he refused outright.

They couldn’t even enjoy the day properly because of the accident… And this made her feel a little disappointed.

Or maybe Matsuda had completely lost interest in her because she grabbed his head instead of the tube and he nearly drowned because of it…?

No, that couldn’t be it.

Knowing Matsuda’s personality, he wouldn’t have even eaten with her if that had been the case. He would’ve just left.

Lost in her thoughts, Miyuki snapped back to reality when she heard Matsuda speak to Wataru politely.

“Well then, I’ll be in your care. Thank you again for everything, sir.”

His way of speaking was so polite.

A complete 180 from the time he got mad and even cursed that beggar.

It really hit her how much Matsuda had changed.

“Don’t mention it… It’s the least I could do… Let’s get going, you must be tired.”

“Yes, sir.”

Matsuda gestured towards Miyuki as if he was eating.

It was his way of reminding her to eat light, healthy food instead of greasy food.

As Miyuki nodded in understanding, Matsuda gave a faint smile and left the hospital with Wataru.

“I want to go too…”

If they couldn’t spend any more time together anymore, she at least wanted to go with them, even if it was just to take Matsuda back to his house.

She wanted to tease Matsuda, who was always on his best behavior in front of adults.

But she couldn’t, as leaving the hospital for an extended period was not something she was allowed to do.

What a wasted opportunity… It was a shame.

Miyuki smacked her lips and returned to her room, fiddling with her phone.

[Miyuki, are you asleep?]

Tetsuya had sent her a message…

About an hour ago.

Feeling a pang of guilt, Miyuki replied.

[Sorry for the late reply. I was seeing Matsuda-kun off. I’m still awake.]

[Then how about you come out for a walk? I’ll buy you your favorite yakitori.]

Yakitori… She did want to eat some.

But it was late, and more importantly, Matsuda told her not to eat greasy food.

He said it because he cared about her health, so she should refrain tonight.

[I’ll pass on the yakitori. But we can walk around the hospital for a while… Want to come?]

[I’ll be right there.Just a moment.]

[Okay.]

After replying to Tetsuya, Miyuki sat up.

She felt drained. Everything felt bothersome.

Maybe it was because Matsuda, whom she loved to tease, wasn’t around.

But still, Tetsuya was coming to see her because he was worried about her… She had to cheer up.

Miyuki shuffled out of her room in her slippers like a zombie.

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Two days after Miyuki’s accident.

“—da-kun!”

I tossed and turned in my sleep.

“Matsuda-kun! Are you home?”

Ding-dong!

Miyuki’s clear voice and the sound of the doorbell pierced through my sleep, and I shot up.

I stumbled out of bed, slipped on my shoes, and made my way to the front door, clearing my throat.

Then, I opened the door.

Click.

Through the gap, I saw Miyuki smiling brightly at me.

I was happy to see that she seemed to be perfectly fine.

I kept up a sleepy-looking face as much as I could as I turned my face toward her with my chin up.

“What…? What time is it…?”

“7 AM.”

“Did you come all this way early in the morning to nag me…?”

“Your tutoring session starts in two hours, it’s time for you to get up.”

“My tutoring…? Didn’t we say we’d start tomorrow?”

“School starts in less than two weeks, we need to get a head start, don’t we?”

“And you came all this way without even calling…?”

“Sorry about that. I called a few times, but you didn’t answer, so I just came. I also have something I want to give you…”

Something she wanted to give me? What was it? Her body?

Actually, Miyuki was carrying a bundle in her hands.

A present for me?

“Is Miura coming later?”

“I texted him to come when he wakes up. Your hair is a mess… You must toss and turn in your sleep a lot, huh?”

Go ahead and make fun of me. I’ll let it slide since you brought a present.

But if I don’t like the present, you’d better be prepared to spread those legs of yours.

I went to the living room with Miyuki and plopped down on a chair with sluggish movements.

Miyuki, seeing the futon and blanket lying around haphazardly, scolded me.

“At least fold your blanket properly…”

“It got messed up while I was sleeping. Why don’t you stop nagging and show me what’s on that bundle instead.”

Miyuki grumbled something at my sly remark and placed the bundle on the table.

A faint aroma of food wafted through the air.

Don’t tell me… was this what I had been waiting for?

Miyuki untied the neatly wrapped bundle, revealing a large bento box.

“I’ve prepared something for you. Eat this for breakfast.”

A bento box just for me! Finally…!

All my efforts had finally paid off!

I had been waiting for this day for so long…

Trying to contain my excitement, I asked,

“A bento?”

“Well, I figured you’d eat nothing but soy sauce eggs with rice again, so….”

I opened the lid and saw stir-fried carrots, broccoli, spinach, and other vegetables, along with rice topped with meat and drizzled with teriyaki sauce.

The box was packed with various garnishes.

It was a shame there weren’t any cute characters drawn on the rice, but overall, it was a wonderful present.

Looks like you get to keep your legs closed and your innocent act for today, Miyuki.

I looked at Miyuki with a surprised expression.

“Whoa, you must have gone through a lot of trouble to make this, right…?”

She avoided my gaze, her cheeks flushed.

“I used mostly what we had at home… Oh, and my mom said she wants you to come over for dinner sometime. She’s really hoping you’ll come.”

Really? So the main courses are you, Kana, and Midori?

I bet the three of you will be waiting for me in the bedroom, wearing nothing but aprons and your legs spread wide.

Midori and Wataru’s bedroom would be the perfect place.

This is giving me insane netori vibes.

“Sure, I’ll come over when I’m free.”

“Don’t give me that vague answer. You need to set a date.”

You want me to train you that badly, huh?

“You set the date then.”

As if she had been waiting for those words, Miyuki nodded eagerly.

“Alright, then I’ll pick the date. Now hurry up and eat before it gets cold.”

I picked up the cute chopsticks Miyuki brought and took a bite of the rice and garnishes.

“How is it…?”

I swallowed, watching Miyuki, who seemed nervous.

Then, taking another bite, I asked,

“Are you going to pack me another one of these tomorrow too? This is really good…”

Miyuki, with a satisfied expression, looked up at the ceiling, seemingly deep in thought.

After a while, she replied,

“I’ll think about it.”

Don’t give me that ‘think about it’ crap.

Once you’ve tasted a homemade bento, there’s no going back…!

“Pack me another one tomorrow.”

“Matsuda-kun, I’ve told you many times, you need to ask nicely. Try asking me to pack you one.”

Aren’t those your lines?

I can certainly pack my dick into your mouth, your hands, your pussy… just say the word.

“I believe our kind Hanazawa will pack me one.”

At the word “our,” Miyuki flinched and pressed her lips together.

It’s weird isn’t it? You must be wondering why I said it like that, right?

When school starts, be sure to subtly ask your girlfriends about it.

I enjoyed my bento, watching Miyuki’s flustered reaction with amusement.

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Miyuki packed me bentos four more times until the day before school started.

I wanted to eat her homemade bento every day, but I understood that waking up so early to make them had to be a pain, so I didn’t complain and simply savored every bite whenever she brought one.

It also looked like she didn’t want Tetsuya to know that she was doing this.

Every time I finished the bento, she would quickly wash the dishes and hide the empty container in a separate bag she brought with her.

Whether she was worried that Tetsuya would get jealous, or if she was hiding it because she thought he would ask her to pack one for him too, only Miyuki knew.

“I guess today is the last day of our tutoring sessions, isn’t it?”

I stretched, feeling a sense of accomplishment as I looked at the calendar.

I had gone on many dates with Miyuki and studied hard.

I had successfully navigated through the original events and the additional ones I created.

Now was the time to officially start our relationship.

Then it’ll be time to meet Renka, who will have recovered from her injury, and build up some affection points with her as well.

“Matsuda-kun! What is this!?”

Miyuki’s surprised voice, arriving right on time as usual, could be heard from the entrance.

I walked over and opened the door.

“Whoa… This is…”

I glanced at Tetsuya and Miyuki, who were admiring the car that had arrived last night.

“What are you two doing?”

Tetsuya, who had been staring intently at the car, asked,

“M-Matsuda… did you buy a car?”

“Didn’t I tell you I was going to buy one? It arrived yesterday.”

“You didn’t say anything else after that, so I thought you were just bluffing… But this is so cool…! Isn’t this an expensive car?”

“Eh, it was alright. Like the design?”

I bought an SUV.

It had a large trunk, perfect for camping, and perfect for car sex…

And the spacious interior was perfect for messing with Miyuki without anyone else noticing.

There were so many advantages, why would I buy a regular sedan?

“Yeah… It’s a nice design…”

“Come here tomorrow morning. I’ll drive you to school.”

For now, I’ll pretend to be nice and give that useless Tetsuya a ride too. I’ll ditch him later.

“Really? Is that okay?”

Miyuki asked, her eyes glued to the car’s color.

It’s the color you were crazy about before, right? Like it?

“Yeah. Taking the train is a pain.”

“I wouldn’t say it’s a pain… But why didn’t you tell me anything?”

She seemed offended that I hadn’t told her about this important matter.

“I told you.”

“But… you didn’t say you actually bought it…”

“I’ll be sure to keep you updated from now on. Happy?”

“… Well… You don’t have to do that… Just give us a heads-up next time something big like this happens… This was very surprising for both of us…”

No, you didn’t mean ‘for both of you’. It surprised you.

I chuckled, looking at Miyuki, who was trying to hide her excitement despite being embarrassed. I told them to wait and went back inside to get the car keys.

Beep!

The doors unlocked with a refreshing sound as I pressed the button.

“Get in,” I said, getting into the driver’s seat.

“Matsuda-kun…! Our tutoring session…”

“Doesn’t start for another five minutes, what’s the big deal? Get in.”

I said in a firm tone and closed the door.

Miyuki and Tetsuya exchanged words in a hurry, unsure of who should take the passenger seat.

In the end, they both opened the backseat doors and got in.

Slam!

This little shit slammed the door?

He’s been racking up negative points with every step. One more stunt like that and I’ll start taking the women in your family as well, you hear me?

Specifically, your little sister and your mother.

Miyuki, on the other hand, closed the door gently.

So lovely… You don’t belong with that ill-mannered bastard at all.

So let’s start our beautiful love story already.

I chuckled, seeing their tense expressions in the rearview mirror.

“Put your seatbelts on.”

“O-okay…!”

They both replied in unison and fumbled with their seatbelts.

After giving them a little scare, I released the handbrake, shifted gears, and gently lifted my foot off the brake pedal.

The car began to move smoothly.

I drove around the neighborhood leisurely, easing their anxiety.

So, Miyuki, what do you think?

Is this good enough to get you to suck me off from the passenger seat?

I’ll be waiting.

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