How To Ruin A Love Comedy – Chapter 155

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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Nekorune
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*clank*

The sound of the front gate opening faintly drifted in from outside the window. It must be Miyuki. This girl… I told her to call me if she was coming home… She really doesn’t listen.

I was about to get up to greet her, but a certain thought flashed through my mind, and I changed my mind.

‘I should pretend to be asleep.’

The reason Miyuki came here was probably… because her feelings hadn’t subsided. Recalling how she had hesitated for a long time before finally going home after we last had sex in the car, it was certain.

*swoosh…*

While I was lost in these thoughts, the window opened. Cold air seeped through the tiny gap between the futon and the blanket, chilling my whole body and brushing past my face.

Shivering as if feeling the chill and pulling the blanket tighter, I heard shuffling footsteps head towards the bathroom. Then, after washing her hands and feet, Miyuki came out and poked my cheek, chest, and abdomen. I subtly twitched my expression.

‘What is she doing?’

She was just poking, as if prodding an unfamiliar creature. Was she trying to act cute to wake me up? No. If that were her intention, she would have just snuggled right into my arms.

Let’s just wait quietly for now.

“Matsuda-kun… Are you awake…?”

Miyuki called me cautiously. Her voice was so quiet that I would never have heard it if I were actually asleep.

“Matsuda-kun… Are you sleeping…?”

Calling my name again in a voice quieter than a mosquito’s buzz, she soon moved away with a rustling sound.

*whirrrr…*

Following that came the sound of a computer fan spinning.

Finally realizing what Miyuki was up to, I bit my lower lip hard to suppress the escaping laughter.

So her earlier actions were a test to see if I was deeply asleep, all so she could sneak a peek at the laptop.

Chuckling inwardly, I subtly shifted my body.

“Ugh…”

At that, Miyuki gasped, “Ah.”

Since I couldn’t open my eyes, I didn’t know what she was doing, but judging by the silence, she seemed frozen stiff.

Having teased Miyuki like that, I waited a moment after the clacking sound of the keyboard tickled my ear, then opened my eyes into slits after a slight pause. She was staring intently at the monitor, wearing wired earphones that she seemed to have brought along from her house.

Thanks to the light leaking from the monitor, I could see Miyuki’s complexion was slightly flushed; it seemed she was already watching porn. Probably the threesome porn, right?

According to statistics, women, unlike men, feel sexual arousal towards both men and women, regardless of whether they identify as heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual. Which means that they can get aroused even watching women making out passionately with each other. And apparently, this is a tendency found in the majority of women.

They say it’s a highly credible research result, but it’s not like I intend to rely solely on statistics… It’s something just good enough to keep it in mind. Like adding a spoonful of hope.

Still, it would be good if Miyuki felt even a little bit of interest while watching the video.

“…Mm…”

Miyuki let out a short nasal sound, her eyes fixed on the screen. She was continuously licking her lips, displaying incredible concentration, seemingly unaware she had even made such a sound.

What should I do now? Should I get up here, startle Miyuki, and try to talk? Or should I wait longer?

I decided to do the latter. If I got up at this point, Miyuki wouldn’t have the chance to examine the porn closely.

That being said, if I waited too long, she might get bored… Let’s keep watching Miyuki’s expression and gauge the timing carefully.

By the way, using my brain is so hard. I’m not the intelligent type.

How much time passed like that? Miyuki’s legs, which had shifted position several times while watching the porn, drew together…

Around the time her face became quite red, I sat up smoothly like a ghost. And then said in a nonchalant tone.

“What are you doing?”

At this, Miyuki, sensing the presence, snapped her head towards me. And,

“Kyaaaaaaah!!”

an enormous scream erupted from her mouth.

She recoiled as if she had seen a ghost and fell backward, which caused the earphone cord plugged into the laptop to pull taut and pop out.

[Aahng…! Haaahng…]

The moans of the porn actress leaked clearly from the speakers, filling the room.

Even I hadn’t expected the earphones to actually come unplugged; she would probably feel incredibly awkward once the shock wore off, right?

You should have brought wireless earphones, Miyuki.

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“Haa…”

A weary sigh escaped from Miyuki’s lips after she took a sip of warm green tea. Staring intently at her, I asked.

“Are you okay now? Calmed down a bit?”

“…Yeah.”

“What was there to be so surprised about…”

“How can you not be surprised seeing someone get up without a sound…?”

“That’s because you were wearing earphones. Why on earth are you looking at the laptop behind my back?”

“…”

She didn’t answer. She looked so cute with her pouting lips, which were sticking out by about a whole inch.

“How did you figure out the password?”

“…I figured it out from the hint…”

“You figured that out?”

*nod*

“Amazing. Just amazing.”

Was she offended by my sarcastic tone? Miyuki stuck out her lips, placed the cup on the desk, and tried to pinch my thigh. Then, for some reason, she shook her head and placed her hands on her own knees.

“Um… Matsuda-kun… I’m sorry… for looking without permission…”

“It wasn’t something I could keep secret forever anyway… Doesn’t matter.”

Relieved by my seemingly nonchalant attitude, Miyuki’s eyes gently closed and opened.

“But, you know… Like during the video call the other day… Do you like videos with two women so much that you even made a separate folder for them…?”

Only two? I like ones with three, four too. No, I like all harem stuff.

Miyuki’s voice was extremely serious. Deciding I shouldn’t try to dodge the question this time, I scratched the back of my head and answered.

“Well… I watch various genres, but I gotta admit that I do prefer stuff like that more…”

“Th-That… r-real sisters… Is that something that turns you on…?”

“That one I just downloaded because the actresses’ faces were pretty.”

“Really…?”

Miyuki’s complexion brightened slightly. An expression of relief amidst misfortune. She seemed a bit relieved that I wasn’t interested in the sister genre.

Actually, sister threesomes are one of my kinks as well… though I’m not interested unless it’s Kana and Miyuki.

Rather than having this conversation in the current state, I decided it was better to change the mood first and then try again later. Having reached that conclusion, I hugged Miyuki from behind and gently rested my chin on her shoulder.

“What did you tell your mother before coming?”

At that, she placed her hands on my arms wrapped around her waist.

“Just… that I was sleeping over at a friend’s house…”

“And what did she say then?”

“…”

Miyuki’s head lowered slightly. It was obvious Midori had said something mischievous. I wonder if she warned her to ‘be safe’ again…

“You’re staying the night, right?”

At my question, asked with our cheeks pressed close enough to touch, Miyuki mumbled her lips and then answered.

“…Yeah…”

“Did you eat?”

“I ate befo… Eek…!?”

Miyuki flinched mid-sentence. Her reaction suggested she hadn’t expected my hand to slide past her lower abdomen and swoop down at all.

The area between Miyuki’s legs was slightly damp. Whether this was due to the lingering aftereffects of our encounter earlier today, or because of the porn, I wasn’t sure… but it was a good sign.

Confirming the atmosphere had become quite suggestive, I mentioned the porn again.

“Did you get turned on watching that?”

“N-No, I didn’t…! Don’t jump to conclusions…!”

“Really? Then what’s this?”

As I gently rubbed the area between her legs, stimulating Miyuki, she let out a short tremor and grabbed my hand abruptly. Clamping her legs tightly together, trapping my arm, she turned her head, bringing her lips almost touching my cheek.

“D-Don’t…”

Knowing it was only verbal resistance, I naturally changed the subject.

“Shall we watch together for a bit?”

“Watch what…?”

“What you were watching.”

“A-Are you crazy?”

“Didn’t you say the other day that couples having honest conversations greatly helps the relationship, and not to solve things alone?”

At that, Miyuki, having run out of things to say, closed her mouth. After puffing air from her nose for a moment, she opened her mouth only when I pressed firmly on her sensitive area.

“Ahh… That was about talking… talking…”

“We can talk while watching together.”

“Y-You acted so embarrassed during the video call, why are you being like this now…?”

“Because I got caught, so I’m just going all out.”

Teasing Miyuki with a joking tone, I pulled the desk closer and opened the laptop. Then, I gestured towards the screen with my chin, signaling Miyuki to unlock it herself.

“…Haa…”

Miyuki, understanding my intention, hesitated for a moment, then let out a deep sigh. Then, she slowly moved her hands and entered the password.

The laptop unlocked just like that, revealing the desktop. Without hesitation, I moved the touchpad and entered the folder full of threesome porn.

“You’ll watch, right?”

“…”

“What do you want to watch?”

“…”

“Should I choose?”

“D-Do whatever you want… you dummy…!”

She snapped, handing the decision over to me. Surprisingly, she seemed intrigued.

Chuckling, I selected a rather soft porn video from the numerous titles in the [Special] folder. Not one made by amateurs or ordinary people that jumped straight into a threesome, but one with a relatively solid storyline.

Miyuki, who initially showed reluctance, swallowed hard once the video actually started and tightened her grip on my wrist. Curious about how I watched porn, she also asked various questions.

“Do you watch it all from beginning to end..? I heard guys usually… skip through…”

“How did you know that? Who told you?”

“O-On the internet…”

The internet again? She learned the handjob from there too… So like you, very you.

“How did you watch it?”

“…Just… skipped around, and if there was a part I was a bit curious about, I’d play it and keep watching…”

It was funny how readily she confessed her viewing method.

“Since we’re watching together now, let’s not just skip, but try to understand the content.”

“Ah, okay… B-But I have to go to the academy tomorrow…”

“We can just watch one episode and then go to sleep.”

Whether she would obediently sleep after watching, or we’d have a passionate round, I didn’t know.

“Okay… And don’t touch me there…”

“Why are there so many things you tell me not to do? Are you some kind of dictator?”

“Noo… Let me concentrate… If you keep doing that, I won’t know what’s going on…”

Do you think this is some movie? Well… the runtime is similar to a movie, though.

Answering that I understood, I watched porn harmoniously with Miyuki, experiencing a completely different flavor than when watching alone. It felt like I could empathize more than when skipping through.

Miyuki, being highly sensitive, probably felt it even more, right? I sincerely hoped she felt interested.

If Miyuki’s understanding had been even slightly lacking, if our relationship had been just a little more distant than it was now, watching porn together like this would have been unthinkable, and I would have had to take a much harder path to induce a threesome.

I might have had to give up entirely. So, let’s be thankful to her for having such a generous heart.

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