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Translated By Arcane Translations
Translator: Vine
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Kyaaaaaaaaa!
He slid down a pink, fleshy waterslide.
*Splash!*
He landed on his butt.
“Ow! Fuck!”
There was no water? What kind of waterslide was this?
One-star review.
“It’s dark.”
He couldn’t see anything.
It made sense. It was always dark inside a living creature. They just brightened it in anime for the viewers.
He poured oil on himself and lit it.
“Okay. Much better.”
If he saw his stomach ripped open with his straw hat-wearing brother screaming, it would be like the original story.
He didn’t expect any treasure, but it was interesting to see the inside of a monster.
*Squish. Sizzle. Squish. Sizzle.*
He walked.
He left a trail of burned flesh.
*Kyaaaaa!*
“Aha.”
So that was what it was.
He ran around, leaving more marks. Like drawing in the snow.
He arrived at his destination.
“Oh shit, what’s this?”
He saw a bubbling green liquid.
“Stomach acid?”
He tossed a piece of popcorn at it.
*Sizzle…*
It was stomach acid.
He couldn’t go any further. It was a sea of acid.
He lit the area.
He made a torch by wrapping oil-soaked cloth around a branch.
*Whoosh.*
He stuck the torch into the fleshy wall.
*Kyaaaaa!*
He put in eight. It was like a chandelier.
“It’s dirty in here.”
The inside was visible.
It couldn’t be clean.
“Time for looting.”
He collected the stomach acid in flasks. It would make a good weapon.
He started a fire.
“Let’s have some seafood.”
He hadn’t had any seafood since reincarnating.
He wasn’t a big fan, but he didn’t hate it.
I guess sea monster counts as seafood.
He cut a piece of flesh from the wall.
*Kyaaaaa!*
The inside shook. He dropped the meat.
“What’s going on out there?”
He tried eating it raw.
[Status Abnormal Resistance (B+) activated. Purifying poison.]
“It’s poisonous.”
Was it a pufferfish?
His stomach churned for a bit.
“It tastes like salmon.”
It tasted like salmon, but…
“…It’s terrible.”
It was bad salmon.
Usually, poisonous creatures tasted good, but this was bland.
“I was going to eat it all, but…”
It was inedible.
But it would make a good prank.
He cut off a large chunk and put it in his inventory.
“One star.”
He carved a message on the wall.
-Luke was here.
Like those messages on the walls of restaurants.
“I’ll teach you not to eat random things off the ground.”
A monster’s insides were different from normal creatures. He could see organs nearby. He decided to open all of them. He didn’t know what they were anyway.
He went to the nearest organ, a fleshy mass with veins. He cut a vein and poured alcohol in.
The liver processed alcohol. What would happen if he poured alcohol directly into it?
He poured alcohol into every vein he could find. He didn’t know which one was the liver.
“Here’s some food to go with your drink.”
He stuffed pieces of Sea Serpent meat into the veins.
Blood spurted out.
“What? No dipping sauce?”
Unfortunately, he didn’t have any gochujang.
He took out chili powder.
“Here. Eat this.”
He poured the chili powder into the blood.
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“What do we do now?!”
“I-I don’t know…”
Luke had been swallowed.
Luna and Yui stared blankly at the spot.
They couldn’t follow him.
“He’ll probably be fine… I think.”
He hadn’t been eaten, just swallowed. He must be doing something in there.
“Let’s do our job.”
“Okay!”
They were here to hunt, they weren’t going to stop because of an accident.
An A-rank monster was a natural disaster.
“Fire!”
*Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!*
They resumed their attack.
ROAR!
The Sea Serpent was injured, bleeding, its fin tattered.
The adventurers were tired. The ship was damaged, and some adventurers were injured from the ice shards.
It was time to finish this.
The Sea Serpent attacked first.
It launched a blue sphere into the air.
Boom!
Huge chunks of ice rained down. They were like small icebergs.
“Two people per iceberg! We’re all dead if we miss!”
The adventurers scattered and braced themselves.
Luna and Yui took their positions.
The ice chunks were huge. It would take at least two B-rank or higher adventurers to destroy them.
If it weren’t for Hazel, they would have already lost.
Those that missed the ship fell into the sea, causing huge waves.
“Grab something! Don’t fall!”
The ship rocked violently.
The Sea Serpent began to charge its breath attack.
“That bastard…! Defenses—”
ROAR!
“”…?””
It fired its breath attack into the air. Its eyes glowed red.
What is Luke doing…?
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“Heave-ho.”
He was climbing.
He had carved wooden stakes and was using them as ice axes.
He was climbing back up, placing bombs as he went. He had finished looting, there wasn’t anything else to see.
*Thud!*
*Kyaaaaa!*
“Oh shit.”
It shook again.
Almost died.
He reached the uvula. He could see outside between the teeth.
“Oh…”
It was like being inside a giant robot.
“What to do now?”
He wasn’t going to waste time on this monster.
He’d leave it a gift.
He went to the uvula.
It was huge. Punching it wouldn’t do anything.
He tied bombs around it.
“Here’s a gift from Korea!”
He tied a few more.
He attached a note.
[It tastes bad.
★☆☆☆☆ -/-/—
Woof woof woof woof woof growl woof woof woof]
He lit the fuses.
“Boom boom! Tropicana~”
The bombs exploded.
*Boom!!* *Boom!!* *Boom!!*
ROAR!
He was sent flying.
“Luke?!”
“Luke?!”
He heard Luna and Yui.
He did a backflip and landed on the deck, arms spread in a V-shape.
“Luke! Are you okay?!”
“Are you alright…?”
“I brought you souvenirs.”
He took out the Sea Serpent flesh.
“Want some? Fresh Sea Serpent sashimi.”
“No…”
“Me neither…”
“One last time! Give it everything you’ve got!”
Hazel’s voice.
The raid wasn’t over.
*Boom!* *Boom!* *Boom!*
Cannons fired. Magic spells flew.
[ Level Up! Check your status! ]
[ Level Up! Check your status! ]
[ Level Up! Check your status! ]
[ Level Up! Check your status! ]
The Sea Serpent’s head plunged into the water.
Its body floated to the surface.
The raid was over.
The A-rank monster’s experience points were…
“Amazing!”
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JACKPOT!!!